Give my books a read and a review!

What the dick-bulge is happening, all my fellow beautifully endowed meat slingers who’ve decided to venture out wearing gray sweatpants, suddenly you’re fleeing hordes of dickmatyzed folk who want a piece of your wiener, you think you’ve made it but their saliva and crotch juices have formed a storm-tide flood and now you’re caught in a whirlpool screaming HELP, GODDAMMIT, HELP!  Coast Guard can’t get to you because it’s too damn turbulent, the President has deemed you a national health hazard and decided to launch nukes, God help your putrid, black-hearted soul—

Arrogant FOOL!  With great wiener comes great responsibility!  If you’re gonna rock a pair of bulge-friendly sweatpants, you should at least have a Batman grappling gun, an inflatable kayak, and probably a jetpack so you can escape the flood of oncoming sex juices!  Basic safety, motherfucker!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #WritingCommunity

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8 thoughts on “Give my books a read and a review!

  1. i wish i could avoid falling into the traps of reading further comments! I get upset when it is a finger lodged in my ear, the idea of a duplicate of curve landing in is atrocious! would be a good name for your deviant character personalities! Atrocious the hum! Then you can psychologically add it to your motel list of personalities that play in the gutters and i can go on longing for lace instead of stood with a med kit and marigolds, on international home front for all things humous and in need of triage! 😈

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  2. oh come on Atrocious the hum…that is awesome! 😏 💀 it would be awesome to do a narrative with attilla in mind! i could be the dark priestess that boils their bones…oh yeh their are no bodies….ok the goddess who makes multi levels vanish into thin air through temperance, have a cromwell esque arlock master what more do you need me t write it for you! 🔥 😈🍄

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