What the dick-bulge is happening, all my fellow beautifully endowed meat slingers who’ve decided to venture out wearing gray sweatpants, suddenly you’re fleeing hordes of dickmatyzed folk who want a piece of your wiener, you think you’ve made it but their saliva and crotch juices have formed a storm-tide flood and now you’re caught in a whirlpool screaming HELP, GODDAMMIT, HELP! Coast Guard can’t get to you because it’s too damn turbulent, the President has deemed you a national health hazard and decided to launch nukes, God help your putrid, black-hearted soul—
Arrogant FOOL! With great wiener comes great responsibility! If you’re gonna rock a pair of bulge-friendly sweatpants, you should at least have a Batman grappling gun, an inflatable kayak, and probably a jetpack so you can escape the flood of oncoming sex juices! Basic safety, motherfucker!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy: A Door into Evermoor. If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #WritingCommunity
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
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Love the delicate way you capture our attention. Having fun, having fun.
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Thank you! 😁
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Got my attention again. With the feeling of a giant dick lodged in my ear.
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I know that feeling well! 🤣
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i wish i could avoid falling into the traps of reading further comments! I get upset when it is a finger lodged in my ear, the idea of a duplicate of curve landing in is atrocious! would be a good name for your deviant character personalities! Atrocious the hum! Then you can psychologically add it to your motel list of personalities that play in the gutters and i can go on longing for lace instead of stood with a med kit and marigolds, on international home front for all things humous and in need of triage! 😈
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oh come on Atrocious the hum…that is awesome! 😏 💀 it would be awesome to do a narrative with attilla in mind! i could be the dark priestess that boils their bones…oh yeh their are no bodies….ok the goddess who makes multi levels vanish into thin air through temperance, have a cromwell esque arlock master what more do you need me t write it for you! 🔥 😈🍄
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my dyslexic keyboard, letters like bin lids one every yard lol…..i should set you to proof read! x
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I’d dirty it all up! 🤣
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Kind of your role! the girlfriends ara al signing up for their last mis sused vessel event, when their personalities are uncontrollabley theirs, they will not be able to control their impulses to destroy everything!
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