Musings

Being careful about the beliefs you allow to affect your perception is like picking the right prescription for a pair of glasses; your beliefs can induce HD clarity, or they can fuzz and muddy it.

It’s all about picking the right prescription.

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Chapter 74 of Kor’Thank is UP!

Chapter 74 of Kor’Thank is UP!  After all is said and done, Peter and Eun wind down and get ready for college.  The adventure is over…or IS it?  Check it out here:  Chapter 74 of Kor’Thank.

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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

We all crave it:  True Novelty.  And I, Kent Wayne, Well-Endowed Fantasy Explorer, have finally arrived at its hallowed doorstep.

The journey has been grueling.  Gallons of fluids have passed my lips as I replenished the gametes that flew from my body.  (which means I had to rehydrate all the frickin’ time because along the way, I was shooting a copious loads into Syrens, Nymphs, and a bevy of other super-charged sex-creatures).  Indeed, if it wasn’t for a portable IV drip I acquired on the realm called “Earth,” I would have withered away long ago from the lack of electrolytes and saline fluids.

Now, after an epic trek across five dimensions and eight universes, I stop before a glimmering pool of indescribable radiance.  Behold!  The very essence of creativity itself, contained within a subterranean lake of mind-boggling proportions.  I take a moment to close my eyes and inhale the vapors.

I approach the waters, ready to anoint myself in—

“STOP RIGHT THERE!”  A pasty, micro-dicked figure jumps in front of me, blocking my way forward.

Oh SHIT!  It’s Grammar Nazi Prime, cockblocker of all things creative!

“Out of my way, GNP,” I hiss.  “I’ve fucked damn near every hole in the goddamn multiverse.  I’m not going to let you stop me.”

“And there’s your conundrum!” he crows.  “I have no interest in your upcurved, diamond-hard wiener!  You have no power over me, Kent Wayne!”

Fuck.  I’m half-dead from my intergalactic sexfest.  There’s no way I can fight off a vindictive asshole who’s bent on punishing me for every improper sentence I’ve ever written.

So I open my eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

My peen bursts from my pants in a thick coil of turgid flesh and gleaming dickhead.  “WHO THREATENS MY MASTER???” Wiener roars.

“No!”  GNP cries, shielding his face with his hands.  “Don’t fuck me!”

“DON’T BE CRASS–I’M NOT A BARBARIAN!” Wiener scoffs.  He coils in place like a pissed-off cobra.  “I’M JUST GONNA PULL OFF YOUR LIMBS AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH!”

Then he surges forward, entangling GNP in a massive tangle of veiny flesh.  A quick flex of his muscled length, and GNP’s legs and arms pop off like Thanksgiving wishbones.

“RUAHAHAHA!!!” Wiener guffaws as his different segments beat GNP’s limbless corpse with his own appendages.  “THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR STIFLING NOVELTY!”

I wince and flinch as the beating continues.  But like Wiener said—that’s what you get!

🤔 😂

 

 

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Musings

In the long run, the courage to try outweighs the fear of failure.  Life is like speed chess; as the clock runs out, I’d rather enjoy the game than shy away from making a move.

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Chapter 74 of Kor’Thank is UP!

Chapter 74 of Kor’Thank is UP!  After all is said and done, Peter and Eun wind down and get ready for college.  The adventure is over…or IS it?  Check it out here:  Chapter 74 of Kor’Thank.

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

Oh shit!  Ain’t nothin’ better than being a giant-ass dragon, eating the fuck out of rando knights and taking big ol’ shits on noblemen’s castles!  Every now and then, a bunch of adventurers try to take my stuff, but I fuck em up with smog and fire, or maybe a cone of frost +10, depending on my mood!  Fuck those thieving assholes!

Right now I’m returning to my lair after winding down from an epic murder-fest where I razed an Orc village, battled some wizards, and face-fucked a hydra.  (Facial times three, bitch!)  Gonna crawl in my mountain and take a nap.

But as I enter my home, I smell an intruder.  “FEE FI FO FUM!” I thunder.  “WHO’S GONNA GET FLAME-FUCKED UP THEIR FLESHY LITTLE BUM?”

“Hey, Dragon!” a voice pipes up.

I look down and spot an Elven lady holding a crystal staff.  It’s gem-tipped end blazes with light.

“The fuck you want?” I grumble.  “You come all this way just to get eaten?”

“Nah bitch!” she spits (props for sassing me—she’s like a thousandth of my size).  “I wanna get LAID!”

“Da fuq?” I snort.  “You into some crazy bestiality shit?  Sorry lady—not my style.”

“You’re not a dragon—not at heart!” she says.  “Behold your true nature!”  And then she whips out her magic eReader, opening it to Echo and activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

Oh SHIIIIITTT!!!  I suddenly begin to shrink.  My scales melt inward and my tail disappears.  A second later, I’m sitting butt nekkid on my heap of treasure, staring disbelievingly at my muscled human body and my knee-knocking dong.

“That’s better.”  She smiles.  “See?  You were meant to be Kent Wayne:  Man Whore legend.  You were meant to service horny Elven Soccer Moms, e.g. me.  Now get yer cock over here and get to servicing!”

I consider for a second, then shrug in defeat.  Who am I to argue?  Servicing Elven Soccer Moms is the mothafuckin’ SHIT!

😀

*70s porn music*

 

 

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Musings

Here The World comes, trying to convince us we must grind away to prove our worth to other people.  What a fickle, fleeting measure.

But as long as we remember we’re already worthy, and we take action for our own fulfillment, then the grind becomes pleasure, and the judgment of others becomes an amusing accompaniment to the orchestral melody that makes up existence.

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Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜