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Thank you muchly for the reblogs!!
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Now i am going to have to write my own scenario, yours was not loving first date! more crash test to completion! Means i have to think, organise and flow…i just want the result not the authorage! Me recieving all i desire! it may seem a little selfish but a lifetime putting the world first does mean this life i should get what i want! Sending snuggles to pick you up! (stay safe or i am going to add you to my filter list!)😈
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I’m pretty animalistic. 😏
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im a demoness in the balance, i got you! if you was you would be knee deep! i been watching my mothers funeral as emoirical queen,of tech and masters i quite like reinstating the order of the garter! sounds naughty fancy creatibg a forum! lol
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I’ve tamed demonesses in the past…😏
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Clash of titans! you don’t tame us we play with our levels! but your willing to try! i just ordered som clothe that will make Prada wish they designed them! 😈 i may be a bit brutal today but that is because i am horny and my traffic lights are on red! …….oops i set parameters ⚰️
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I usually bring out the horniness! 😉
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Are they usually left without for several years before you approach, a planned event for the crossover! starve them until they pounce like tigers! lol i am yet to sense your aura! it might feel like i do energy to boost, they are still running!
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I do enjoy getting pounced on! I never planned it that way, but it is indeed how it sometimes turned out! 😏
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thats obviously because they were sat in the wrong religion, just trying to figure out which one gets me ultimate satisfaction! my dragon appeased so i get to pounce! or be pounced on!
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All about the pouncing, eh? 😏
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😈robably knock each other out Mr n Mrs Smith style!
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I think it would mostly be bruising on both our hips! 🤣
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i reckon you could find a nurturing side, avoid bruising nestled abreast of the situation while locked in my kind of karmic meditation!!
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Trust me, the pleasure of bruise-inducing boffing far outweighs the pain…😏
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yeh well i will avoid the bruises by good muscle memory!😈 a sensual twist to slow you doen and wrap you up like a cobra!
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That’s what I start with. You’ll be tempted to give in to the delicious friction and go full speed slappa-slap! 🤣
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interim your flow and catch you off guard, squish and pop! 😈
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I’m hard to catch off guard…only 3 ladies have managed it. 😏
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my kiss has sparkled some passes and a few never get passed looking at me! touching all 174 points bases t ministries you might struggle but your entourage will likely be a gonner! lol 😈 i win
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Oh I’m a foregone pass. You’ll just need to manage your addiction to me! 🤣
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ditto! i am surprisingly addictive when you get over losing all your arsehole levels via my masters and dark seizures to obstructors, i will reinstate your masters after i have turned you to mush! lol 😈
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I can last quite a while before I turn to mush! 😏
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Good i need a workout! husband current 4 yr failure i got space in my entourage that involves potential new body if it continues long enugh and a box and burn of its business, systems, serice and access whih comes to me irrelevant of sudname or house for activating against my daughter…as if by magic i can trun it all off from him sitting in Martha’s house or ny of my sisters!
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I give a workout, inside and out! 🤣
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so does tantric with the right phallic presentation! invisible forces manipulating to play! 😋 🍑 the down sides is its use on my daughter but my gym bar tends to affect the areas to show the system the illegal opperators!
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