Musings

Most people seem to believe that pattern recognition is a laborious necessity, or a critical methodology that minimizes punishment.

I don’t think it’s either of those things, not at its core anyway.  I think it’s a video game tutorial that clues you into the general direction you’re supposed to be going.  Once you attain a basic level of skill, then it’s up to you to create the patterns, instead of just reacting to them.

At that point, it stops being drudgery and starts becoming an art.

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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

Yar har, matey!  Kent Wayne be sailing the seven seas!

This is the life!  Plundering booty of both kinds (treasure and butthole), fighting off sea serpents, and peeing over the deck whenever I want!

Only thing missing is a beautiful lady-friend, one who can appreciate my thick, veiny phallus and copious blasts of viscous sper—

NO, Kent!  I thud my palm against my head.  Stupid, stupid, STUPID!  Keep it romantic!  They like candles, man!  Picnics with fancy cheese and tiny sandwiches!  Don’t let them see your wiener until they start groping it!

“Ra-KAWK!”

What the—I look over my shoulder and glimpse a horrifying sight.  My ex-wife Irma Horfendorff, manifested in her true form:  a human-harpy hybrid!

“Ra-KAWK!  Where are my fancy cheeses and tiny sandwiches, Kent???  I WANT DIAMOND RINGS!”

Fuck me in the goat ass!

I grab the wheel, spinning it hard to starboard.  “I told you:  the Kimber Process doesn’t do a good job filtering out conflict diamonds, and even if a diamond happens to be clean, it gets processed in Surat, where sweatshop conditions ruin the lungs and eyes of the local workfor—”

“FUCK YOU!”  She opens her maw and spits out a fireball.  I see its shadow grow large on the wooden deck, right before it hits.

PKKKKEEEWWWW!!!  OH SHIIIIIIIII—

I go flying through the air, cycling my arms and legs and screaming my balls off like an eighties action hero.

She blew up my ship!  She blew up my ship!  I’VE DREAMT OF BEING A HORNY PIRATE FOR OVER HALF MY LIFE AND NOW SHE’S FUCKED IT ALL UP FOR ME!

Fuck it.  No options left.  Before I splash down, I reach in my pocket and open my eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

A giant wad of my skidmarked undies streaks through the sky, like the evilest, most foul-smelling comet you could possibly imagine.  Irma turns toward it, but before she can register what it is—

FWOOP!

—it covers her face in unspeakable Gross.

“AHGOD!” she shrieks.  “IT SMELLS LIKE DEATH AND UNDIGESTED PROTEIN!”  She flaps away, howling like a banshee in the throes of birth.

Not the most dignified victory, but I’ll take it!  Kent Wayne wins again!  Ha HA!

😀

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Musings

Contrary to what is taught in society and religion, I believe it’s possible to be rewarded without sacrifice, toil, or screwing someone over.  Mystics have stated that true happiness can be achieved in the moment, free of condition and without cost, and I believe them.  The folly of conditional happiness can be found in the misery of fortune and fame, as well as parables like the monkey’s paw.

Mystics have also implied that unconditional happiness will build wildly happy conditions from the stuff of existence, and direct them toward your condition-free mind.  A cherry on top, so to speak.

As far as the truth of this, who knows?  The important thing is to abide in happiness, regardless of conditions.  How you do that is up to you.

Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

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It’s Free Sample Friday!

Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!!  Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here:  Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here:  Echo.  And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series:  The Unbound Realm.  My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here:  Strained Brains

Happy Friday y’all!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜  #Kindle  #KindleUnlimited

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What the self-suck is happening, all you flexible hopefuls who’ve tried to fellate yourself and holy shit you’ve managed to get THE TIP IN YOUR MOUTH—

No dude, NO!  Haven’t you seen or smelt the nasty goopiness that comes outta that thing???  It’s like bleach mixed with snot!  GROSS!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my books and my podcast!  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  If you simply want to hear me run my suckhole about all things upon the Earth and possibly within my pants, then check out my podcast Strained Brains!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!

🙂 🙂 😀

Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜  #Kindle  #KindleUnlimited

Musings

All too often, gratitude seems overly transactional and justification-heavy—I have to be grateful FOR something.  I prefer to appreciate.

I feel stilted and awkward if I try to express gratitude for the clump of bushes on a roadside median, but I can easily appreciate the green color and easy arrangement, the hum of my car as I step on the gas.  I can appreciate the smoothness of a blanket as it slides across my skin, the blueness of the sky that stretches above me.  I can appreciate the reliable hum of my keurig in the morning, the excitement of caffeine as it moves through my body.

It’s just a personal thing.  I resonate more with appreciation than the “practice” of gratitude.  For me, appreciation is simpler, visceral, and more intuitive, if that makes any sense.

Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜  #Kindle  #KindleUnlimited

Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

What the cum-stink is happening, all you Frequent Fuckers who’ve sexed up a storm before going in to work and worn a slight, knowing smile on your face while talking with your boss and basking in the musk of your hole-widening romper sessio—

Damn—you’s NASTY!  Wash the bdussy off your face and fingers before you head in to the office, you inconsiderate Cro-mag!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my books and my podcast!  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  If you simply want to hear me run my suckhole about all things upon the Earth and possibly within my pants, then check out my podcast Strained Brains!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!

🙂 🙂 😀

Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜  #Kindle  #KindleUnlimited

Musings

When it comes to absolute truth, there is little I’m convinced of aside from the existence of mystery, wonder, and an underlying benevolence that runs through reality.

Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜  #Kindle  #KindleUnlimited

Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

I’m eeeevil….SOOOO EEEEEVVVILL…

“Sith Lord Kent!  The rebels have arrived!  In less than an hour, we shall crush those traitors beneath our heels!”

Fuck, man—I don’t wanna crush no rebels.  I signed up to be a Sith Lord for the cool black robes.  Now all I do is work, work, work.  Why couldn’t I have been like Anakin and spent my days rawdogging some Natalie-Portman looking hottie?  And come to think of it, why am I the evil one???  Luke Skywalker KISSED HIS SISTER and all they do is sing his praises!  Fuck that guy!  Incest-encouraging motherfucker!

“Coming, coming,” I grumble, snatching up my lightsaber and walking out of my jungle-moon compound.  Different day, same shit.  Gonna slice people in half, force-choke the crap out of them, blah-blah-blah.  Fuck my life.

Wait a second, why are the AT-ATs falling down and exploding?  Damn stormtroopers are firing like crazy, shouting at the top of their lungs to fall back, fall back…

Oh shit—YODA’S HERE!

I break for the hangar, trying but failing to suppress my fearful bitch-squeals.  Yoda hates me.  Years ago, I was fucking around on the astral plane, and I witnessed a dream of his where he rimmed Princess Leia before he slammed her from behind.  I broadcasted the dream to all and sundry—including Leia—which resulted in a shitload of weirdness between them, which is why they never physically met.  Now he’s here to fuck me up!

Relief surges through me as I enter the bay.  None of the rebels have made it this far.  All I gotta do is fire up a craft, and—

“Escape you will not.  Scum of the earth you are.”

FUCK!

Yoda levitates me in the air, telekinetically grabbing my balls and wrangling them like a pair of stress-relief squeeze-toys.

Fuck—AGH!  HURTS!

“Think you can peer in my dreams like a psychic pervert, hmm?  Pay you will—with both your testicles!”

Fuck it.  No options left.  I open my eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

The wall breaks apart, courtesy of an alternating pair of reamplified lasers.  A helmeted figure flies in on a speeder bike, hooks me around the waist, and—

WHOOF!

—snatches me from the psychic clutches of a pissed-off, green-skinned halfling.  As I regain my bearings, I realize my rescuer is the hottest woman in the entire galaxy:  Soccer Mom Prime!

“Couldn’t let those beautiful testicles burst like grapes.”  She guns the throttle, kicking the alluvial engine up a couple notches.  It whines loudly as we rocket forward.  “Come on—let’s go drain them into my vajeen.”

Hot damn—you don’t have to tell me twice!  Fuck this Sith Lord shit!  I always knew my true calling was to sex up a Soccer Mom!

Kent Wayne wins again!  Ha HA!

😀

Are you sick of constantly fighting rebels when you could be fucking like a goddamn rabbit?  Never fear!  Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜  #Kindle  #KindleUnlimited

Musings

I believe once a man acquires enough Big Dick Energy, he can either become a raging narcissist or abide like the Dude. 

Personally, I prefer the Dude.

Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜  #Kindle  #KindleUnlimited