Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for today and tomorrow!!!

Jelly-lined orifices!!!  (Good or bad?  Who can say?  The game is afoot, Watson!)  For today and tomorrow, Echo 234, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99!  Stop trying to levitate that remote control over to you through your Jedi-kinesis (everyone’s tried it, no shame in admitting it) and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!!

I’ll be posting a variant of this ad in the morning and afternoon until the sale ends on August 22.  Apologies if it gets repetitive.

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

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Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for today and tomorrow!!!

Scum-cocks with cheese!!!  (sounds horrible, doesn’t it?)  For today and tomorrow, Echo 234, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99!  Your friend just asked to use your computer—of course you gotta say yes—hem and haw while you HOLY SHIT CLEAR THE SEARCH HISTORY ASAP, and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!!

I’ll be posting a variant of this ad in the morning and afternoon until the sale ends on August 22.  Apologies if it gets repetitive.

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers and Readers!!!

YerGubZib RobSloppleShnoppers!  Beat-the-meat Thank Yous to all those sausage-savaging carne-flailers who bought Echo on Kindle or read it on Kindle Unlimited yesterday!  Whoever you peopleare…Thank You So Much!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

Today is the LAST DAY that Echo 1 is FREE! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for three days, until 8/22!!

KerSnooberNoob YerGobbleTits!!!  Today is the LAST DAY Echo 1 is free on Kindle!  Echo 234, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 until August 22!  Hold off on installing a spring-loaded hand into your enemy’s toilet (there’s three different settings:  knife-hand, pointer-finger, and pincer-claw), and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!!

I’ll be posting a variant of this ad in the morning and afternoon until the sale ends on August 22.  Apologies if it gets repetitive.

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Today is the LAST DAY that Echo 1 is FREE! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for three days, until 8/22!!

BilBloggerNoog McScrotumTug!!!  Today is the LAST DAY Echo 1 is free on Kindle!  Echo 234, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition are $0.99 for three days, until 8/22!!! !  Put a pin in your plans to blot suspicious, yellow spots of moisture onto every roll of toilet paper in a one-mile radius, sending everyone who goes to the bathroom into a brief frenzy of terrified panic, and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!!

I’ll be posting a variant of this ad in the morning and afternoon until the sale ends on August 22.  Apologies if it gets repetitive.

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow, until 8/19! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition is $0.99 for four days, until 8/22!!

Sky-darkening wiener shadow!  (When the aliens come, I harbor an irrational hope that their ships will cast unintentionally hilarious shapes upon the ground)  Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow!  Echo 234, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition is $0.99 for four days, until 8/22!!! Stop meditating over the petrified dook of whichever enlightened master you happen to believe in (who would without a doubt laugh their ass off at you for worshipping their stony poop) and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!!

I’ll be posting a variant of this ad in the morning and afternoon until the sale ends on August 22.  Apologies if it gets repetitive.

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow, until 8/19! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition is $0.99 for four days, until 8/22!!

Over the shoulder cum-blast!  (Ever seen one?  When I first did it, I looked behind me and stared at my super-powered spooge in awe and wonder)  Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow!  Echo 234, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition is $0.99 for four days, until 8/22!!! Take off that leather gimp mask, quit rubbing moist sausages all over your face and moaning suggestively, and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!!

I’ll be posting a variant of this ad in the morning and afternoon until the sale ends on August 22.  Apologies if it gets repetitive.

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀