Give my books a read and a review!

What the sex-barrassment is going on, my fellow fuckers who’re pounding away, congratulating yourself as your lady rises up and begins squirting all over you, then it blasts you in the eye and you involuntarily flinch but you still soldier on, your impaired vision is getting in the way so you decide to manually finish and your lady starts helping but just as you bust her hand twitches your wiener up and your load shoots through your parted lips hitting you square in the back of the goddamn throat, now you’re choking and sputtering, stumbling around the room like Marv or Harry from Home alone, banging your knee on the dresser—OW!—slamming your head on the wall—DAMMIT!—then the sheets tangle around your ankle and you go careening out the door-sized windows, over the balcony ledge and—SHIIIIIIIITTT!!!—rocket toward the ground but you’re stopped short by the sheet which has caught on a bedpost, leaving you dangling butt-nekkid above the streets, cock-balls-and-asshole exposed to the wind while people take pictures and mothers scream and cover their children’s eyes, trying to protect their spawn from looking at your face which is coated in juices and glazed like a Krispy Kreme donut—

Amateur move, fuckface!  Looking at a squirt is like looking at a grenade—only do it through the safety of home video!  That’ll learn ya!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #WritingCommunity

🙂 🙂 😀


Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description, action, perspective, and symbolism as you progress through the series. #WritingCommunity

Here’s the link: Echo.

Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization! 🙂 🙂 😀    

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜   #Kindle  #KindleUnlimited #WritingCommunity

Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!

Check out my first venture into YA fantasy!  Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more.  After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion!  During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer and a High Taire Duelist!  All this and more in A Door into Evermoor! #WritingCommunity

Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor.

Get A Door into Evermoor here:  A Door into Evermoor  Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1   Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!🙂 🙂 😀

Yet another weird ad for my novels

There’s positive things about sexual dry streaks:  you don’t have to clean, you can fart all you want, and you can let your boosh grow into an unkempt jungle.  Speaking of which…I lift up my blanket and examine the thicket.  As long as there aren’t any bitey little bugs—

A reptilian head pokes out, glances cagily around, and screams, “Ruh-KAWK!” before darting back into the cheesy forest.

What the fuck?  I part the wilds, searching for intruders.  I’ve heard of crabs, but DICK LIZARDS???  I don’t see anything, so I leap out of bed, grab a magnifying glass, and inspect my junk. 

Whoa—this is amazing!  My nuts have been colonized by prehistoric fauna!  T-rexes, brachiosaurs, pterodactyls…

I’m gonna leave them be and see comes of it.

 

MONTHS LATER, AFTER A MINI-CIVILIZATION HAS FLOURISHED ON MY COCK AND MY BALLS…

 

A booted foot kicks in the door, followed by a stream of gun-toting operators. 

“Hey!” I yell.  “Just what the hell do you think you’re doing?”

The lead guy, a bloodless goon who resembles Agent Smith, strides up to me and flashes a badge.  “Your pubes has been annexed by the federal government.”

“What?” I sputter.  “They’re MY pubes, fuckface!  You don’t get a say in—”

Agent Smith turns to the side.  “Hawkins, prep for reduction.”  One of his minions unsnaps a briefcase and powers up a hologram-ringed platform.  “We’re going to make contact,” he informs me.  “Our team will sample flora and fauna, and attempt to liaise with the local authorities.”  He signals the operators, four of whom surround me and sight in on my noggin.  “Interfere with our op, and these men will liquidate you.”

Hawkins says, “We’re ready, sir.” 

The agent nods, cuing the rest of his goons to file onto the platform.  One by one, they shrink down into itty bitty specks.  Hawkins collects them on a petri dish, shakes them onto my nuts, then types a command onto the platform’s interface, bringing up an image of the shrunken team.

“Jesus Christ.”  A soldier curls his lip in outright disgust.  “Smells like a hunk of rotten limburger.”

“Can it, Johnson,” the squad leader snaps.  “Form up and start walking.”

They begin patrolling toward my wiener.  It’s clear they’re jumpy; their posture is hunched and they keep sighting in, as if they’re afraid something is gonna pounce.  Suddenly, the point man shoots up a hand.  Everyone takes a knee and faces outboard. 

The squad leader shuffles to the front of the column.  “What is it, Miller?” he whispers.

“I don’t know,” the point man whispers back.  “I thought I saw—”

Someone in the middle yells, “Holy fucking SHIT!” and cuts loose with his rifle.  A flurry of shouts erupt from the speakers:  “Contact left!  Contact right!  Game over, man—game fucking over!  Mary mother of God, they’re fucking EVERYWHERE—” accompanied by the lively chatter of 5.56.  My guards look back and forth between my futon and the hologram.  “We need to get in there!” the nearest one yells.  “We need to—”

The hologram fritzes, resolving into an image of a cheese-formed humanoid, then it lapses into a mess of snowy static.

Agent Smith throws on a vest and racks the slide on his pistol, checking to ensure there’s a round in the chamber.  “We’re going in.  Hawkins, stay enlarged and run the holo.”

Seconds later, Smith and his guys are on my balls, standing above the remains of their decimated team.  “God DAMMIT!” Smith hisses.  “This is a total and utter clusterfu—”

He’s cut off by shouts, screams and gunfire.  The holo displays another cheese-person; it’s holding Smith by the hair, brandishing his bloody face for the miniaturized camera.

“Do not come back.  Do not attempt rescue.  This man is our slave.” 

The holo goes dark.

“Fuck!” I scream.  “FUCK!”  I turn to Hawkins.  “What do we do?”

“I’m just a tech!” he mewls.  “I don’t know!”

Fuck it.  No options left.  So I open my eReader to a Kent Wayne novel, activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

“Someone call fer me?”  Chuck Norris steps through the door, putting his fists on his hips.  He’s clad head to toe in eighties-tight denim:  jeans and a vest with cut-off sleeves. 

Hawkins explains the situation in a trembly voice.  Chuck nods and says, “Shrink me down, four-eyes!  Put me on his goddamn pecker!”

Hawkins grabs his hair with both hands.  “Are you INSANE?  I just told you that—”

Chuck throws a roundhouse kick, stopping short of the scientist’s face.  Despite the fact that he pulled the kick, it’s so damn strong that the wind from its passage sends Hawkins stumbling.  “Spared yer life, nancy-boy!  Now put me on that hog!  Ain’t no problem that karate can’t solve!”  (he pronounces it super American:  kuh-RATty).  Chuck gives me a knowing look.  “Yer people taught me that.”

My brow wrinkles in puzzlement.  “ ‘My people?’  Korean-Americans?”

“You know what I mean!” he snaps.  “Stop trynna mess with my damn intellectual!” 

“Uh…” I raise a half-bent hand.  “You got anything besides karate?  Maybe some grappling, like jiu-jitsu or wrestling?”

“That’s heathen talk—ain’t no reason for a man to lay on top of another man’s body!  All you need is a goddamn roundhouse!”  He starts hopping in place, throwing roundhouse kicks, accompanying each one with a violent exclamation:  “Hyah!  Hyah!  Fuck your mother in the ass!  Then in the mouth!”

Me and Hawkins exchange a look, followed by a what-the-hell shrug.  Might as well.

Minutes later, Chuck is walking through my forest of pubes.  Howls erupt all around him, but he remains unfazed.  He postures sideways in an eighties-martial arts stance—left hand close and high, right hand out and low—and screams, “Come and get some, ya filthy cheese-people!”

Much to my astonishment, Chuck mows through the legion of cheese-anoids, blasting them apart with a stunning variety of flying kicks.  Splits-kicks, tornado kicks, triple-twist roundhouses…holy fuck, this guy is a one-man army!

A short while later, Chuck stares in the camera, an unconscious Agent Smith draped onto his shoulder.  “Get me outta here, you science-brained pussy!  I’m thirstin’ for a cold one!”

After Chuck is enlarged, he drops Smith and dusts off his hands.  “Karate saves the day!”  He shoots me a pistol-finger.  “You and yer people are a shitfire godsend!”

I tilt my head in a puzzled squint.  “Um…thanks?”

He puts his fists on his hips, giving me and Hawkins a steely-eyed once-over.  “How ’bout we down a couple brews, then do a buncha bicep curls while staring at our nekkid glistening bodies in a full-length mirror?”

We shake our heads, muttering, “No thanks,” and, “Maybe next time.”

Chuck snorts in derision.  “Figures!  Pair a’ communist pussies, that’s what you are!”  He runs out the door, humming an out-of-tune rendition of the A-team score:  “”DAH de-dah-daah, dah dah DAAAH…”

Me and Hawkins exchange another glance, wordlessly communicating the exact same thing:

Weirdest day of my fucking life.

 

Need to rescue soldiers from your cheese-infested pubes?  Never fear!  Buy my books and summon Chuck Norris!

Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #WritingCommuni

Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl!  #WritingCommunity

Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl

Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited 

Give my books a read and a review!

Hey guys, you know when someone’s tickling your b-hole with the tip of their pinkie and you’re acting all innocent, then they suddenly go three knuckles deep, four fingers wide and you burst into angelic song that quickly transforms into a demon-voiced roar of full-throated pleasure because you’re gasming so hard that you’re gonna need a motherfucking MOP after you’re—

JUST KIDDING!  That is DISGUSTING—I would NEVER do that!  Not only do I drive five miles under the speed limit, I only watch shows with a TV-G rating!  Geez—that was just a test!  Get your mind out of the gutter! 

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #WritingCommunity

🙂 🙂 😀


Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description, action, perspective, and symbolism as you progress through the series. #WritingCommunity

Here’s the link: Echo.

Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization! 🙂 🙂 😀    

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜   #Kindle  #KindleUnlimited #WritingCommunity

Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!

Check out my first venture into YA fantasy!  Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more.  After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion!  During his journey, he encounters the last Wayfarer and a High Taire Duelist, a magic revolver and a half-Elf Princess!  All this and more in A Door into Evermoor! #WritingCommunity

Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor.

Get A Door into Evermoor here:  A Door into Evermoor  Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1   Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!🙂 🙂 😀

Yet another weird ad for my novels

“Wake up, Kent!  We’re going on patrol!”

“Huh?”  I squint at Cyclops, blink sleepily, then turn away and pull my blanket to my cheek.  “Fuck off, Scott.  I don’t have powers—I’m not on the team.”

“You are today!  Cerebro says you’re about to manifest!  And watch your language!”  He slings me over his shoulder and tromps out of the bedroom.  “Logan!  Jean!  To the Blackbird!

Ten minutes later, we’re flying through the air.  Everyone’s dressed in skin-tight sexiness, but I’m still in a t-shirt and underwear, ringed with tufts of unkempt pubes.

“What the fuck,” I grumble.  “This is absolute horseshit.”

“Language!” Cyclops barks. 

I respond with a scoff.  “Jesus Christ—you need to eat shrooms, or at least try some nonmissionary sex.”

He levels a finger at my face.  “Watch yourself, mister!  You’re the public face of Mutant tolerance and diversity!  Act like it!”

I throw my hands up in a WTF gesture.  “ ‘Tolerance and diversity?’  Who were the originals, fuckface?  You, Warren, Jean, Bobby, and Hank—making Mutants great again, eh?”

Scott turns bright red.  “That’s not…I have Black frie—”

I stick a finger in my mouth and fake-gag.  “You’re a walking cliche.  Gross.”  I roll my eyes.  “Next time you wanna go on patrol, leave me out of it.  Your small dick energy is fucking up my chi.”

“Watch yer mouth, bub!” Wolverine snarls.  “Keep smartin’ off, and yer gonna find out the hard way that I’m the best at what I do!  And what I do isn’t very nice!”

“What would that be?  Fucking Jean when Scott isn’t looking?”

Logan sputters, “No, that’s isn’t…what are you…SHUT UP!”  At the same time, Scott’s lower lip starts trembling and Jean hides a chuckle behind her hand.

Cyclops clears his throat.  Then—in a quavery voice that sounds like he’s about to cry—he announces:  “We’re going to run you through some real-world scenarios.  With the appropriate amount of reactive stress, I think we can trigger your Mutant abilities.”

Fuck.  THIS.  I’m not gonna kowtow to a repressed Abercrombie model, who also thinks he’s a Mutant drill instructor.  So I open my eReader to a Kent Wayne novel, activating its reality-distortion powers.  Magic flash.

“Huh…”  I stare wonderingly at my upturned palms.  “I think it worked.”  Buzzy waves are running through me, kinda like the come-up of a strong edible. 

“Nonsense,” Scott says briskly.  He begins ticking points off on his fingers.  “We need to check you for enhanced strength, telepathic sensitivity, gravitic manipulation…” 

As he blithers on, I raise a hand in his direction, simultaneously clenching my fist and my willpower.

“…temperature control, density shift, heat and illumi—HODEARJESUS!”  He clutches his belly and falls out of his seat.  “I’M GONNA…I’M GONNA…”

Mountains of shit coming pouring out, riddling his skintight undies with undulating lumps.  Horrendous odor fills the cabin, causing me to squint in disgust like Robert De Niro. 

“Fecalkinesis,” I manage.  “Best power ever.”

“You just assaulted a founding member!” Wolverine snarls, popping out his claws.  “Say yer prayers bub, ’cause…”  I turn my power on him, and his expression changes from enraged to panicked.  “Oh no…can’t…HOLD IT…”  He arches back and screams at the sky—“HRRAAANNNGHHHH!!!”—as dook after dook slides out of his butthole. 

Wolverine and Cyclops are now weeping and groaning, curled into fetal positions on the floor of the Blackbird.  Jean Grey comes sauntering over, sits on my lap, and starts playing with my hair.

“Care for some company?”

“Me?”  I raise an eyebrow.  “I haven’t fought Magneto, or saved the world from a Sentinel apocalypse…”

Jean shrugs.  “That stuff gets boring.  Also, Logan smells like unwashed balls, and Scott’s wiener is the size of a tic-tac.”

“No, Jean…” Cyclops moans.  “You promised…”

I quip, “Quiet, Tic-tac,” and give Jean a smile.  “I’m girthy, but it doesn’t stop there—I’m also packing a wicked upcurve.”

“Interesting…”  She curls a lock of hair behind her ear.  “Never had one, but I’m looking forward to trying yours out.”

And THAT, my friends, is why I never became an X-man.  Kent Wayne wins again!  HEH heh heh!

😀

 

Are you being harassed by a super-powered dickhead?  Never fear!  Buy my books and fuck his wife!

Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #WritingCommuni

Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl!  #WritingCommunity

Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl

Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited