Holly Dent was pretty damn evil, but she wasn’t a caricature. There was a spark of good within her twisted, malicious heart. If she’d taken a long look into her distorted psyche, she could have traced her darkness to her five-year old self, when Peter Lee had…
She didn’t want to think about it.
But even so, “The Event” haunted her throughout the day, nagging at the edges of her malevolent mind. Occasionally, vague details would come to the fore—she’d killed something furry, Peter had been involved, but beyond that…
The Event had incepted her with a secret attraction to Peter Lee. She only expressed it in the dark of her room—when the lights were out and no one could see. Under her bed was a customized vault. For her thirteenth birthday, she’d asked Dear Old Dad to equip it with lethal deterrents. He’d readily agreed—anything for his Sweet Little Angel.
The vault contained stacks of dildos—seven inches in length, five and a half inches in circumference. When they made contact with her bodily fluids, they began to disintegrate. She’d scoured the dark web for close to a year before she’d found a craftsman that could make the cocks to her exact specifications. Instead of a dickhead, they all sported a miniature version of Peter’s face. His eyes were extra squinty, his face was extra angry.
Now, as Holly held a “pildo” (a Peter-dildo) up to the light, she turned it back and forth in front of her eyes.
You will pay for your crimes, fucker.
It went between her legs. In less than a minute, she worked herself up to a raging orgasm. Once she was done, she studied the pildo again. As the material disintegrated, Peter’s features went from angry to sad. This was her favorite part.
That’s right, you cunt—you fucked with the wrong cheerleader.
She pushed her thumb against Peter’s brow. His head snapped off like a cheap pencil. A shuddering moan escaped her lips.
I can’t wait to destroy you.
Kor’Thank spun into a crouch, shooting his greatsword past his side and into the belly of an attacking Orc. The enormous weapon seesawed away, still lodged in his assailant’s torso. He hammer-fisted another on the bridge of its nose, knocking its eyeballs out from their sockets. The Orc ran away gibbering and screaming, its eyes dangling on its cheeks like a grotesque pair of Endyear ornaments.
Krul’Dar, a dozen yards away, started in alarm. The king had lost his sword—a sure sign he was in dire straits. The Chronicler turned to the escort, but they were busy playing boulders-parchment-blades, bored as usual by Kor’Thank’s workout.
“ARCHERS—LOOK ALIVE, DAMN YOU!”
“NO!” Kor’Thank roared. “NOCK YOUR BOW AND I’LL PUNCH YOUR ARM!” He ducked a sweeping slash and threw a leg-kick, splitting an Orc’s femur into red-washed jags that poked from its skin.
The guardsmen, all of whom had snatched arrows from their quivers, holstered their missiles just as quickly. An arm-punch from Kor’Thank meant months in a sling, followed by half a year of rehabilitation. When sparring with the king, there was no such thing as “blocking a strike.”
An Orc jumped on Kor’s back, grabbing a fistful of hair and exposing his throat. The king bowed forward, coiled his legs, then twitched backward in a powerful leap, sandwiching the creature between his muscled body and the unforgiving earth. The monster howled as its ribs broke with a resonant CR-CR-CRACK.
“COME AT ME!” Kor’Thank reached under a fifth Orc’s kilt, yanked off its genitals, and blattered its face with its own scrotum. “GIVE ME A CHALLENGE, GODS DAMN YOU!” He slipped a stab, gouged a throat, and ripped out a string of gore-covered vertebra.
The last Orc lay on its belly, face turned sideways, out cold. The king knelt beside it, lifting its head up by its warrior’s queue. The Orc’s eyes fluttered open. Its fearsome underbite hung loosely down. Its lower set of fangs—they would have extended an inch up its cheeks if its mouth were closed—barely touched its upper lip.
He shook the Orc by its queue. “Where is your horde? WHERE?”
“We…are…all that’s left.”
Kor’Thank shook it again. “Lies—LIES!” He stood up, pulling the Orc by its hair until its feet dangled above the earth. “WHERE ARE THEY???”
“I…agh!” It tried to pry his hand off its scalp. “I…speak…AGH! TRUTH!”
Kor’Thank dropped the monster. It fell to its knees, rubbing its leathery skull with yellowed claws. The king stared at it, chest heaving in slow, heavy pants.
Two years ago, he’d repelled an offensive by the Orc Alliance. Now, all that remained were these beaten-down stragglers. Mopping them up was a task for first-year guardsmen. They could use the practice, as he’d had plenty.
So let them do it.
The thought resonated dimly through his mind…then it was washed away by a tide of rage. He cocked a fist and the Orc flinched back, shielding its face with its scaly arms.
“Quarter,” it rumbled. “I beg quarter.”
Kor’Thank was silent for a long moment. Then he extended a hand. The Orc took it and rose to its feet.
“Your name, Human, so I may regale my people with tales of your streng—”
“My name means nothing,” Kor’Thank grunted. “I am naught but a soldier.”
The Orc raised a wart-speckled brow. “I have never seen a soldier as formidable as—”
“Go.” A flap of the arm. “Before I pull your guts out through your nose.”
The Orc turned and ran. Kor’Thank watched as it crested a hill. Once it was gone, he swiveled on his heel and strode to his war-raptor. He shook the saddle, making sure it was firmly seated, then leapt onto Bitefighter’s back.
“Mount up!” he yelled. “Killing Orcs rouses my thirst!”
The barbarians hopped onto their raptors and set off for Olgor (the nearest town) which lay three keltins west. As they rode across the desert, they exchanged excited looks. Of late, the king had become increasingly fickle. The men didn’t know if they were in for a grueling training session, or if they would stand idly by as Kor’Thank finished his murderous “workout.” A trip to the pub was a welcome treat.
Kor’Thank squeezed his thighs, urging his mount to run faster. As saurian talons beat the earth, gritty particulate funneled skyward, heralding their passage with a low-hanging haze.
Kor’Thank chugged another stein of ale. Krul’Dar—sitting to his right—gave him a worried look.
“Kor, don’t you think that—”
“Don’t I think what?” The king’s bloodshot eyes bored into Krul’s. “We’ve defeated every threat, great and small. Flaysac’s bandits,” he muttered, turning away and facing forward. “They’re all that’s left.”
“We have discussed this at length,” Krul reminded. “He’s fortified the mountains with bulwarks and barricades. A war with Flaysac would gut our forces.”
Kor’Thank sighed. “I know. It’s just that—”
“We are free to enjoy ourselves. To enjoy our lives.” Krul’Dar glanced over his shoulder at the other barbarians; they were slurping ale and chattering boisterously. It wouldn’t be long before they started wrestling. He turned back to the king. “And yet still I worry.”
Kor’Thank scoffed. “You nag me Krul. Like an old crone in a tired parable.”
“You need challenge, Kor. Else you risk becoming like the very tyrants you’ve beaten and vanquished.”
“I will never!” Kor’Thank snarled. He gulped the rest of his ale and gestured for another. The innkeeper slid him a fresh stein.
“ ’Tis our basic nature—we wither without struggle. The greatest hell lies on the ceiling of heaven. For as deep as you go into the realms of misery, you can still crawl up.” Krul’Dar took a deep breath. “You are in grave peril, my liege.”
“I told you, Krul: call me by my name. Enough with the fancy-sounding—”
“I cannot, old friend. For in this matter, I am your dutiful servant.”
Kor fell silent. After a few seconds, he turned and regarded his Indashi warriors. They were brave men, one and all. Yet as he watched his soldiers laugh and drink, he began to condemn them within his mind. They’re soft. Weak. They need adversity. They need—
Krul laid a hand on his shoulder. “Why such malice in your gaze?”
Kor looked down, suddenly ashamed. “I…nothing.” He gave Krul a weak smile, then looked irritably around and locked eyes with the barkeep. “Ho!” The king reached into a lizard-skin pouch affixed to his waist and produced a gold drogo. It bore a rough semblance of his face on one side, a snarling velociraptor on the other. “Another round!”
The barkeep stepped meekly forward, hands folded before his waist. “I lack the change for an entire drogo, my king. If you have something smaller…”
“Keep the change, you prevaricating dundernonce!” Kor’Thank snapped.
The innkeeper took the money and shuffled away. Krul trailed him with his gaze. “A little harsh, don’t you think?”
“I am the Indashi king,” Kor’Thank declared. “My people should be grateful that I don’t order them to don armor, and march them through the Rakarian Bogs.”
“Many do so of their own accord. There are countless youth groups that follow your example.”
A mean glint arose in Kor’Thank’s eyes. “So they want to be me, eh? They want to traipse around the countryside and rip apart weaklings? Akanax’s balls!” He slammed the counter with a gnarled fist. “There is no peace in battle…none in victory, even! I need…I need…”
He looked guilty, then dour.
“I need another beer.” He turned to the barkeep. “Where’s my drink?”
Another beer was placed before him. He drank it down in a single draught. “Another!”
More beer came sliding across the counter. Kor’Thank stared at its foaming head, watching the froth calm and vanish. “I need a worthy opponent,” he muttered. “One I can fight without destroying my kingdom.”
“You’ll find none in there,” Krul said.
Kor’Thank grimaced. Gulped his beer.
I know, he thought.
He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.
So what the blingcock am I supposed to DO?