What the hole-whiff is happening, all my fellow fuckers who have lucked into a flirty stranger, the encounter quickly progresses into an eager smash-sesh but you haven’t had the time to clean up your bdussy, so as you’re pounding away their face wrinkles in consternation and they’re all like, “Do you smell that?” and you instantly know it’s you so you cover their nose and mouth and beg them dear God NO, don’t inhale if you value your life and sanity but they slap away your hands, take a breath, then their expression turns from annoyance to horror, they start coughing uncontrollably, skin melts off their bones hair drops off in patches and you’re reduced to a sobbing mess clutching what remains of their fascia and organs screaming why didn’t you LISTEN goddammit why didn’t you LISTEN—
’s why you always carry wet wipes, just in case you don’t have time to shower! Dirty fucking birdy, that’s what you are!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy: A Door into Evermoor. If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #WritingCommunity
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
Playing Fallout during a session well if they die from your stench at least their is no witnesses! Yoga has the same effect as large proportions of pressure in all the wrong places, large phallus set in small areas! In wolf world that’s just the key for them to know the bar is open and they can invest all they want in the buffet ahead of them! People with small assets rarely have such events, best check the sisters service record for their events, lol best thing about the safe whatever your postcode it shows your seated and free to play all night long!🤣🤣 gas mask purchase on isle play date!
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Never had gas mask sex…maybe it could be a thing. 🤔😂
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It would become an issue for pre-starters, my oral fixation on that requires access to your tongue! Plus the rubber would chafe might be a little more space balls than darthvader! Perhaps we could compromise and i will get you some rubber pants! something i can twang if you get naughty! lol 😂
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You’re right–it would get in the way of kissing, and that’s my favorite. It’s why I favor missionary and cowgirl! 😉
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You might get crushed! lol but you will definately get the ride of your life! just have to be careful with the airbags! whether you live to see another day is questionable! 😏 i promise to resucitate you in event of complete emotional corrosion! lol
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Death by “airbags” isn’t a bad way to go! 🤣
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Careful on your next car ride! now their is another dimension to this lol! No privacy parked and rocking at the front door! lol i also have a caravan and a summer house and! lol the oppertunites that are wasted here are endless! 💋
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I need to book a stay at your summer house! 🤣
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Yes that is how i remarried lol! you get it reset and sign in! i wolud love to spend some time getting to now the curves of your personality! Probably need to set some boundaries……nope only violence gets you killed!
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Sounds good to me–I would love to acquaint my curves with your tongue! 😉
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jagged edges from my fangs! lol i am great at popping it up with a schlup! hopefully you are already presented! i love a good exhibition!😈
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If you slurp and schlup, it’ll make my heart race. That’s definitely a hot spot for me! 🤣
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Lol, i will hand you an ice lolly the key is silence! remember this is you servicing my needs, i hope you have just got off you knee’s from kneeling! 🛡️⚜️🛡🛡🛡️🤺🗡️⚔️🤺 your meant to be defending my honor not corrupting my mind! you encourage naughty! lol 🤣
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But you like it. I’m addictive. 😏
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it allows me to air my dark street level! Buffy without heels, was always useless as a grim i love powerful energy! addictive i have a passion for sensation! Reminds me i am not a professional drone! x now i choose my own sweet centres! lol 🍫 💝
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I’ve got a lot of power between my legs! 🤣
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I have a vice like grip! lock my legs round your ankles! i am sure you are explosive under tight pressure! lol 🔥 😈 never let go…!
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You’ll feel my muscled body doing that rhythmic seizing I mentioned before! 😉
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siesta time….rolling already!
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That’s the best hook I’ve read yet 🤣
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Thanks! I like to try and crack myself up 😂
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I can’t breathe! I’m laughing too hard! 🤣😂🤭
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Hence why strawberry 🍓 scented motion lotion exists! But even then, sometimes da’ funk wins.
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Apparently he needs to avoid milk and getting too relaxed in others company! hope you aren’t sensitive to perfumed products, not a place to get the lube wrong on party night! deep heat replacing your lube! mint might be nice! lol cooling!😂
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As far as I know, no sensitivity. Use any product you want! 😉
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Supernatural no lube required, super sensitive to to everything, especially cross the world tantric! You recieved my manifestation yet, a kiss, woo hoo or a slap! lol😂
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You can smack my ass–I love being objectified! 🤣
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Good i need a new pet! let me butter your paws!
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Don’t forget to spread some onto my wiener! 🤣
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Wrong kind of butter! share that experience you will know in about twenty seconds post insertion and i roll out my first wave! Sure you wont last longe than the prep! lol meow
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We’ll just have to see! I’m pretty sure I’ll last way longer! 😉
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Yes well make sure you attend to the right house wouldn’t want you playing with the help! lol blow out straight away shower and watch something oh look i can go all day with a few interruptions, assigning the children distractions and cooking meals! co-ordinating their self help skills! lol I got to bed at 3am a late morning!
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Whenever it arises, I just power through it! 😜
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Yes! HEH heh heh! 🤣
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Hi! Would you like to swap books for a review on Amazon? I’ll read your book, A Door into Evermoor for $2.99 if you read The Chosen Girl for $2.99. I know it’s not your type, but it’s very short… 58 pages. http://www.amazon.com/author/kimmeyfitts Just let me know.
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I’m interested! Do you have an email?
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Yes… kimmeyfitts@gmail.com
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I just sent you an email from kentwayneauthor@gmail.com. Thanks!
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I’ll look for it! Thank you.
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