Give my books a read and a review!

What the hole-whiff is happening, all my fellow fuckers who have lucked into a flirty stranger, the encounter quickly progresses into an eager smash-sesh but you haven’t had the time to clean up your bdussy, so as you’re pounding away their face wrinkles in consternation and they’re all like, “Do you smell that?” and you instantly know it’s you so you cover their nose and mouth and beg them dear God NO, don’t inhale if you value your life and sanity but they slap away your hands, take a breath, then their expression turns from annoyance to horror, they start coughing uncontrollably, skin melts off their bones hair drops off in patches and you’re reduced to a sobbing mess clutching what remains of their fascia and organs screaming why didn’t you LISTEN goddammit why didn’t you LISTEN—

’s why you always carry wet wipes, just in case you don’t have time to shower!  Dirty fucking birdy, that’s what you are! 

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #WritingCommunity

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40 thoughts on “Give my books a read and a review!

  1. Playing Fallout during a session well if they die from your stench at least their is no witnesses! Yoga has the same effect as large proportions of pressure in all the wrong places, large phallus set in small areas! In wolf world that’s just the key for them to know the bar is open and they can invest all they want in the buffet ahead of them! People with small assets rarely have such events, best check the sisters service record for their events, lol best thing about the safe whatever your postcode it shows your seated and free to play all night long!🤣🤣 gas mask purchase on isle play date!

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