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Did you go through a psychdelic phase! i can’t imagine you floating through trippy! pink elephants or clockwork orange? Alcohol at least invites others to the party! Even if i do end up eating them! no pun intended! its 12 and my daughter is sleeping i am thinking of manifesting my desires do you think i will pop in and rock your evening! mind you 3 til 12 your busy….mmmm ! see ya soon x
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Yes, I went through a psychedelic phase in my mid-thirties. I still eat a bit of magic mushrooms here and there. I’m getting a lot more boners lately, so maybe that’s you popping in! 😉
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Ease of the shrooms! you will enjoy it more your higher self may be investing for you! lol i will remember to give you a kiss so you know it is me! lol
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For shrooms during sex, I usually only take 1g, which is a third of what you need to actually trip. Gives a good clean buzz and maybe some really mild closed-eye visuals. You should try it! 😉
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Medium, borders, autist, …..cerveza is key to pagan rampage, might want to invest for that one, sister is naughty! and red wine is my sleep remedy! 24/7 tot! i like to think i have a personality that would leave you satisfied enough to not require additional remedies! 🍄 i will kiss you post, see where it leads…..grrrr 😈🍆💦 lol
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Challenge accepted! 😉
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Don’t you mean the gauntlet if i start ranting just sit and smile unti i am finished family court and jurisdiction to the houses they attend..all misfits and often the women need putting back in their place! talking to multi layers of extended houses! just pick me up take me upstairs and apply foe my next twenty years! or outside i have no restictive requirements for alleviating myself of additional malevolent personalities! 😈 its not about them but the goddess percentage!
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no offers to alleviate my woes! i am saddened fancy being part of my recovery team! curve may need to show his face on my screen!🔥 😈🍄 so i can call you in!
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Can’t have you licking the screen, it’ll damage your computer! 😂
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lol……i am not going to be licking any screen, nor will i be flashing body parts, i was on about your face! I am going to put on your youtube and take you! lol Tanric signatures… you might appear in my friend!
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Aching to kiss me, eh? 😏
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tongues rolling, dripping with anticipation as it should be while i wait for a second to nibble on flesh! lol 🔥 😈🍄 just deleted a few extras!
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One of those extras better involve slurping! 🤣
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i wish i could put a naked pic of me up with a giant slurpy full of blueberry slushy! feet wrapped sucking on the straw….you would get the idea ! lol no need for extra ice! 😉
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There’s definitely a need, however, to replace that straw with something curved and girthy! 🤣
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not as good a picture replacing the slushy with your butt! might make an interesting video to be dug up in 50yrs in a time capsule! lol i told you i would get you on your knee’s! begging!😈
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I think you’re secretly projecting what you want to do, which is get on YOUR knees! 🤣
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I think you are seriously underestimating my needs, i hope you have recurrent stamina! my needs are layered and immense! 😈My professional levels are the breaks….but i look forward to finding space to play ! masters set aside for a few hours, full tantric manipulation at the same time you will be exploding involuntarily wherever you sit! 😋 🍑
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I do have stamina, but it’s hard to make me cum. Hope you’re up for it! 🤣
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you got a clogged or twisted pipeline, my curve might just stretch you instantly and pop! god that would suck! oh well 🔥 😈🍄 keep you instant ejac…relationships were not made on two seconds of release! i expect a good workout!
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You’ll barely be able to think once we’re finished! Eyes glazed, lips parted, basking in the post-o glow! You’re seriously underestimating me! 🤣
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Oh i know my orgasms are a spectacle but still no presence! Although there was talk of a new hot tub! Few warlocks methods and a a octogon for safety and i might find a new play thing as we are up all night, my littlest watching tele and 24 level me playing host! i just want to play! 🔥 😈🍄
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Sounds like you could use a tub of ice to go with the hot tub! 😏
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i beleive we are looking at a new hot tub apparently! going to work on sorting the garden and clear the kids rooms! whilst i can! might need a owrker to assist! 🔥 😈🍄
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Probably with a minimum of clothing! 🤣
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well my idea is kids comotozed and me ottering in it with no clothes for winter! might just clear the decking of all our broken ones and get a new one next year! i could do with you ymcaing as a lacky, so i can misuse your services! professional as a personal shopper also would fit! excuse for me to worship your needs! lol my husband really needs to find a sex drive in my direction!
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Your lackey would quickly become your master! 🤣
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no what he lacks i will master….their is 174 points on each tilt and roll of the dice levels their might be a dark priest i could eat! lol
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