What the filled hole is happening, all my fellow girth-slingers who’re observing your orifice-engulfed wieners with the proud vibe of an accomplished handyman, admiring the stretched-out glisten of cream-churned flesh when suddenly the Oversoul Consciousness blasts you with an industrial-strength fire extinguisher right in your nuts and unguarded root, frost and darkness follow as concentrated storms, barraging your crotch with temperatures that would obliterate Pluto’s barren surface, instead of enjoying some delightful slippy grippy you’re staring in horror at your sickly-coughing splinter-peen, it’s like a needle in a silo, an echo in an amphitheater, Merry or Pippin in laughably giant Uruk Hai armor—

THAT, my friends, is why you say a prayer of thanks for each and every got-dang hole!  You never know when the Deities of Beyond will hit yer womb-hammer with an insta-death cone of nut-shriveling frost!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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