What the sexedelic is happening, all you adventurous folk who’ve ingested some quality substances and are in the middle of getting lucky with a random hottie, then the drugs kick in and as you stare into the depths of their spread-open butthole, it begins morphing into a Heath Ledger Joker with giant spider legs, you flinch back in terror but manage to regain your bearings and force your quivering face closer and closer, the Joker-hole breaks into maniacal laughter and chirps “Eat me! Eat me!” Then it does that scary-as-hell, bass-amplified demon-voice and commands “EAT ME.” which causes you to fall back onto the bed and burst into tears, your date shoots to their feet demanding to know what the hell is wrong with you, but all you can manage is a fear-strangled, “It speaks—IT SPEAKS!” before ugly-crying like Will fucking Ferrell at his mid-2000s best—
EAT IT! It’s 2023, goddammit! Psychedelics or no, get in there and maow the fuck down! Omma-nom-nom!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy: A Door into Evermoor. If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
I feel dirty after reading that first butt…bit.
I must find out more.
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The best bit! 😂
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I can honestly say this has never been done to me! Tickled, 👍, poked, 🤭, prodded,😳…. Maybe I am still a teensy-bit 😇….
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Sounds like you’re curious! 😏
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I think I’ll leave this one for the youngin’s. I’d miss kissing on the lips too much!!! 😚
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I may be old-fashioned, but I’m with you–kissing on the lips is nonnegotiable!
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😘🫦💋
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It’s just tricky if I get woken up at night–I don’t want midnight breath to be too bad, so I keep a little spritzer by the bed! 😅
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Wow, you fancy!!! And so polite!
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Can’t let anything get in the way of kissing–it’s one of my biggest turn-ons!
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I miss it, to be truthful. These lips miss bliss!
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I’m a big fan of lips and tongue sliding against each other, ending with a slow, wet click. 😉
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You make it sound as dangerous as Lord of the Rings the mines of Moria 🙂
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It can get…hairy. 😅
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Your blogs make me crack up! I love it! Also, I downloaded A Door Into Evermore 😊
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I often crack up writing them! I’m glad you find them entertaining! 😁
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Can we just talk about how funny your blogs are?! I downloaded A Door Into Evermor today 😊
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Thank you for the compliment! I hope you enjoy Evermoor–it definitely isn’t as raunchy as my blogs! 😅
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