What the Bezos-rage is happening, all you cesspools of spite that have spent decades failing to get so much as a handjob, then made a deal with the Dark Lord Anoktian so you could start a megalith company, get yoked on steroids, and reprocess your enemies into human bacon, after which you begin spackling the vacuum of space with your phallic rocket-seed, screaming FUCK YOU every time you techno-cum into the void, you follow each launch with a lung-busting workout on the heavy bag, a coke-fueled hooker-binge, but they both do nothing to fill the hole in your decrepit soul, so you cry yourself to sleep while masturbating furiously—

Damn bruh, touch some grass and get you a hobby!  Preferably something that doesn’t involve building an army of diamantine robots!  Sheesh!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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