Give my books a read and a review!

What the Bezos-rage is happening, all you cesspools of spite that have spent decades failing to get so much as a handjob, then made a deal with the Dark Lord Anoktian so you could start a megalith company, get yoked on steroids, and reprocess your enemies into human bacon, after which you begin spackling the vacuum of space with your phallic rocket-seed, screaming FUCK YOU every time you techno-cum into the void, you follow each launch with a lung-busting workout on the heavy bag, a coke-fueled hooker-binge, but they both do nothing to fill the hole in your decrepit soul, so you cry yourself to sleep while masturbating furiously—

Damn bruh, touch some grass and get you a hobby!  Preferably something that doesn’t involve building an army of diamantine robots!  Sheesh!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

🙂 🙂 😀

9 thoughts on “Give my books a read and a review!

  1. Bruh…. 🤣 I feel attacked but in a good way, will definitely be looking at more your content. That little snippet has me cheesing my face off, thank you for that and thank you for showing my content some love in the recent months I started posting again.

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