What the nether-goo is happening, all you foul fucks whose boss has gone on a trip and now you’re hanging in their office, twiddling your fingers and do-bee-do-bee-doing when it suddenly hits you: you’ve got genitals, and your boss has a mug. Within minutes, you’ve desecrated their keyboard, office chair, and neck pillow with all manner of foul secretions, blasting your favorite pop songs in between defilements while dancing and singing at the top of your lungs, woe to those who so much as take a deep breath within this nastified gunk-hole you’ve utterly violated with your—
No, dude, NO! NOT okay! And just for the record, I would never, EVER smear my balls on the doorknob, pee on the toilet paper, or cum on the fridge handle! I’m an upstanding citizen and a churchgoing virgin—how DARE you presume I’m an immoral reprobate!
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
oh baby your inner caveman been rampaging! must eat carbs! at least if you desecrate the office you should have a partner i would gladly volunteer to polish your desk when you get bored! as for the rest! wash your hands it is not like you are a teenager! oh yes … my bag course you are!
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Are you going to be under the desk, tending to my needs while I tend to some spreadsheets? 😏
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I thought i was the spreadsheet, get back to your naughty levels much more fun all cock and spunk and less suit, as a dancer and singer i reckon you would rather have me satin than dirty secretary! i do carry all sister levels on all sides it is amazing what you find religiously clearing houses!
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Just wear something with easy access, like a dress or a skirt! 🤣
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how about i just wear one of your shirts! the impact would be tremendace o your presentation i will take your tie, might want to go for triple excel to get ideal coverage and a dip in the hot tub for good measure! 🔥 😈🍄 you might need it airing afterwards bit like my omh presentation but in white!
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Wearing one of my shirts is a bit of a power move. Looking to claim your territory, eh? 🤣
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i am a professional on every level with no peer! craft to judiciary, law and masters what you think i am doing! i waited forty years to take out hese house, subsidised to rise their levels to kill them if they re-apperaed a malevolents! As the devil i am getting them by the world assigned for deviation! 😈 lairde giveth and the laird taketh away! street queen, i win!
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And who says office jobs can’t be fun 🙂
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There’s always fun to be had, lol!
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we just need a joint office! 😏 no qips around smoking dope! my manuscript has gone missing! someone is going to pay with their life! your interview is over my sweet! pulling you out my closet putting on my husbands Derulo’s music and taking service in our creative pattern!!
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I’ll put a pillow beneath my desk. It’ll ease the pressure on your knees! 🤣
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i will share it with you for when i clear your desk ith my ass! lol😈 Remember you grant service and i come first! HRH
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A little teasing and you’ll be dying to go first in the servicing department! 😏
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Already willing it through the screen, did you watch JOLT yet! i reflected that me getting laid is like granting a carrott, it best be ready to clear the field or run! I spent three years killing with no connective requirement! For those i desire god help them! 😈 i am behaving they still have legs and i am behaving! lol
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I only have netflix, so it’ll be a while before I get to it. Maybe they’ll add it soon!
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How do you not get amazon prime free! i would be climbing all over it! sacrilage…check the internet might be a free copy floating about lol
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I keep intending to get it, but it’s so hard to watch everything I want to just on Netflix! 😅 There’s so much stuff to watch nowadays!
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i looked and i cleared the explicit, and all of the fun adult movies! Jolt, been talking to one of the actors from lucifer and another from vikings being a jewish princess, alot of them are dubious but everyone but me has entourage, their feeds reflect conversations from their personal feeds! Brad Pitt, first catchment and a few musicians aside from 2000 diverse men who presume it is a womans role to ……! but it is not as fun as the twenty years of layering and enjoying raising the kids together! more to watch on my calls than on flix!
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Lucifer! Love that show! 😊
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i do i represent in every character! lol
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It’s my next Halloween costume! 😂
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i am still in the habit, you ever seen the vicar of dibly, immacculate not dead, we know how it works but by the time we get their we have taken out twelve layers and the survivor is usually running! lol 😋 🍑 My recovery numbers of tantric might run high on recovery but at least we saved life and came back with the right to kill! the joy of eye transition of Births, deaths and marriages!
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you managed to keep one of your 174 points a virgin! i am impressed! i love first timers, we can graduate together! lol then reinstate our masters mutually i could not believe i had spent my life mind managing! imagine the confusion on realising there was a film set in my honor!
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add an s to that i am mary world tour included who took themout at the front door! or pc fail to go as they please! street as their weight! i am airing my military personaity, that adores his mindset! naughty by nature….tempting fate!
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we are angels! but our guards were well trained! well mine are post my recollection of my body! Plenty of personlities to read and some even made it out! lol post masters 😋 🍑
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can you find it in a search i am intriqued, also a poet i have not invested time reading so my morning may now be spent researching! Wordsworth daffodils, my sister chose celebrities and i chose the world stage as supernatural queen!
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Ha ha ha! i love music! i sing for you tube between jurisdictionalliny resetting to clear! Dancing my way round the front room! setting warlock methods and blading the neighbours sibling level!
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i am writing a book! this is my notes for a scene…..lol kent really needs to un approve the comment lol it must have copied in oops!
my personal immacculate therapy!
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ha ha ha! working towards living under a new good book!
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we are liguistic soulmates i am nothing like the person i am interning, but i am wild with ways to release the energies! he has soccor moms and i chat with superstars! i see him as a sweet intelligent person who’s entourage drag him through the world! i am venting my needs as my awol bases of a husband got temperanced in afghanistan, still mediating his return but means filterring the failures of other families! it is hard to keep your world while others try to run through it! i am glad you enjoyed my scene, it is a first night on a travel narrative between people who have been long distance friends! lol he would not choose me… he lets me be me!
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my soulmate is naughty, he prefers to sit elsewhere and visit, following the gains of his world! i am a ship full of lovers every degree loved theirs unconditionally! As an immacculate it is hard to explain how strange it is to be drawn to them in such a way! i loved them purely, where business and money has taken over i am using their roles as keys to delete them from driving him! if they fail proffessional or not i have to remove them my daughter deserves her father/s present!
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oh i am naughty like i said, if they are bad i take them at the front door! blind all the way o the top my masters was eye opening! enjoy your watermelon….you might enjoy my book if i ever finish it! lol
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I don’t find it burdensome at all! 🤣
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do me a favour and un approve
the comment i would be sincerely grateful!
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