Give my books a read and a review!

What the nether-goo is happening, all you foul fucks whose boss has gone on a trip and now you’re hanging in their office, twiddling your fingers and do-bee-do-bee-doing when it suddenly hits you:  you’ve got genitals, and your boss has a mug.  Within minutes, you’ve desecrated their keyboard, office chair, and neck pillow with all manner of foul secretions, blasting your favorite pop songs in between defilements while dancing and singing at the top of your lungs, woe to those who so much as take a deep breath within this nastified gunk-hole you’ve utterly violated with your—

No, dude, NO!  NOT okay!  And just for the record, I would never, EVER smear my balls on the doorknob, pee on the toilet paper, or cum on the fridge handle!  I’m an upstanding citizen and a churchgoing virgin—how DARE you presume I’m an immoral reprobate!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #WritingCommunity

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42 thoughts on “Give my books a read and a review!

  1. oh baby your inner caveman been rampaging! must eat carbs! at least if you desecrate the office you should have a partner i would gladly volunteer to polish your desk when you get bored! as for the rest! wash your hands it is not like you are a teenager! oh yes … my bag course you are!

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      • I thought i was the spreadsheet, get back to your naughty levels much more fun all cock and spunk and less suit, as a dancer and singer i reckon you would rather have me satin than dirty secretary! i do carry all sister levels on all sides it is amazing what you find religiously clearing houses!

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      • how about i just wear one of your shirts! the impact would be tremendace o your presentation i will take your tie, might want to go for triple excel to get ideal coverage and a dip in the hot tub for good measure! 🔥 😈🍄 you might need it airing afterwards bit like my omh presentation but in white!

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      • i am a professional on every level with no peer! craft to judiciary, law and masters what you think i am doing! i waited forty years to take out hese house, subsidised to rise their levels to kill them if they re-apperaed a malevolents! As the devil i am getting them by the world assigned for deviation! 😈 lairde giveth and the laird taketh away! street queen, i win!

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  2. we just need a joint office! 😏 no qips around smoking dope! my manuscript has gone missing! someone is going to pay with their life! your interview is over my sweet! pulling you out my closet putting on my husbands Derulo’s music and taking service in our creative pattern!!

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    • add an s to that i am mary world tour included who took themout at the front door! or pc fail to go as they please! street as their weight! i am airing my military personaity, that adores his mindset! naughty by nature….tempting fate!

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      • Every time I read one of your comments, it reminds me of an E.E. Cummings poem…they are winding, riddling bits of prose…some day, when I am not currently bogged down in what I am currently bogged down in (and I do mean bogged), I may visit your blog and take a gander…I do think naughty is relative though. According to my former church, you, me and him… boy are we naughty and probably much worse according to the official doctrine. I disagree, I think I’m just fine the way that I am…though I don’t know either of you personally, I’m sure you both are too, 😉 Have a great night! 😀

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      • we are angels! but our guards were well trained! well mine are post my recollection of my body! Plenty of personlities to read and some even made it out! lol post masters 😋 🍑

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      • can you find it in a search i am intriqued, also a poet i have not invested time reading so my morning may now be spent researching! Wordsworth daffodils, my sister chose celebrities and i chose the world stage as supernatural queen!

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      • Yeah, you can find E.E. Cummings easier than peasier on Google…the internet’s most prolific stalker 🙃 And, I might not be angelic, but…I do try not to suck, unless the situation calls for it. In which case, one does what one must or what one wants to do… whichever 🤷‍♀️🤣

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      • Oh my, I was sitting there listening to Def Leppard belt out “kick” while I was post shower lotioning myself up and decided to check on that comment…girl, you are awesome 😘 Made it about halfway through, But I think I’m going to have to finish reading it later cuz I have to meet somebody for breakfast…

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      • Ha ha ha! i love music! i sing for you tube between jurisdictionalliny resetting to clear! Dancing my way round the front room! setting warlock methods and blading the neighbours sibling level!

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      • 👏👏🔥oh honey, I will never see Kent in the same light again 😁 So many ladies being after a person must be burden. I am old, married, and carrying/honoring that trust around with me everywhere I go…so probably I am much more boring in comparison than he is😂 Outside of my relationship anyways. You know, I love music too, and I dance around to it often. The walls of my house have had their eyeballs long burned out by the sight of it😅

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      • we are liguistic soulmates i am nothing like the person i am interning, but i am wild with ways to release the energies! he has soccor moms and i chat with superstars! i see him as a sweet intelligent person who’s entourage drag him through the world! i am venting my needs as my awol bases of a husband got temperanced in afghanistan, still mediating his return but means filterring the failures of other families! it is hard to keep your world while others try to run through it! i am glad you enjoyed my scene, it is a first night on a travel narrative between people who have been long distance friends! lol he would not choose me… he lets me be me!

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      • I am cynical enough to not really believe in soulmates, exactly. But…I have been grateful he has chatted with me daily. He doesn’t have to. I am not waiting for anyone’s return (unless it were to be missing parts of me), but sometimes still my world is lonely and constantly buffeted by crises and stress. I have shown up as who I am here in all of its complicated, messy glory…or less than that. I hope you are able to bring home the one for who you are waiting soon. I know what it is to feel like some needs go unmet, and sometimes we all just process that the way that helps us get through it the best. 💜

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      • my soulmate is naughty, he prefers to sit elsewhere and visit, following the gains of his world! i am a ship full of lovers every degree loved theirs unconditionally! As an immacculate it is hard to explain how strange it is to be drawn to them in such a way! i loved them purely, where business and money has taken over i am using their roles as keys to delete them from driving him! if they fail proffessional or not i have to remove them my daughter deserves her father/s present!

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      • I think we are perhaps already in agreement though that none of us are truly naughty 😉😋 That being said, I do need to finish eating my watermelon and go do public therapy… take good care of yourself 😊

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      • oh i am naughty like i said, if they are bad i take them at the front door! blind all the way o the top my masters was eye opening! enjoy your watermelon….you might enjoy my book if i ever finish it! lol

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  3. i am still in the habit, you ever seen the vicar of dibly, immacculate not dead, we know how it works but by the time we get their we have taken out twelve layers and the survivor is usually running! lol 😋 🍑 My recovery numbers of tantric might run high on recovery but at least we saved life and came back with the right to kill! the joy of eye transition of Births, deaths and marriages!

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  4. you managed to keep one of your 174 points a virgin! i am impressed! i love first timers, we can graduate together! lol then reinstate our masters mutually i could not believe i had spent my life mind managing! imagine the confusion on realising there was a film set in my honor!

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