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How many people did yu promise a big cock to! Got to say i have been offered some that could really have come with danger signs for playtime! selling your soul for something your to scared to use! lol speaking of which you never said you enjoyed my narrative!
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The big cock promise never fails to entice! 🤣
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yeh trust me i am in as long as it is on another body, although i do expect longvity in expression! Still waiting on my mail! no excuses!
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I sent you a reply! 🤣
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let me guess it is in the mail, resend and add a new one i should have given you plenty of ideas for creative ways to turn me on! 😈 i love it when you get al hot over my words is not a reply! i get more from the grooming porn i am being sent! do not know what your showing that to me for i got this covered with a long term plaything, i invented the sensory overload and they loved it when country Rodeo set in to selfishly achieve my own! oh oh oh ohhhh lol (mind is a wonderful thing! oh back girls the ladies got this!
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I have to keep you a little thirsty–I can’t let you drink me all at once! 🤣
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The blueberry slushy or mcdonalds coke,,,i plan on adding ice! 💋
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My tongue will definitely be dyed…I wonder about my torso and other parts? 🤔 🤣
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neck to navel a nice swirl! i would be wearing a blue bikini! lol halter neck! might wanna take some time dyeing it in, i am partial to being worshipped! and not having to choose! 😈
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We’ll see who worships who! 🤣
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your knees will be sore! yum yum! lol😈
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I think you might be surprised at the amount of time you would find yourself kneeling! I promise you’d enjoy it! 🤣
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i will get you down to efficiency, to equal the time out while you are driving my lotus! lol 🔥 😈🍄 just remember your 1% of shroom in the place i like! you can earn your event, mind you as a love of natural highs there should be more events!
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satisfaction guaranteed! you know the one fail event is always the one that matters most! me screaming in the middle of the front room after hearing the closed parliamnet details when i know that 90% of them flatlined on crossover! the one moment my friend attends!
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You bringing friends? I’ll have to hydrate! 🤣
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lol no comment! i layer my friends multi gender so we all get what we want, scholarship, companionship, it was an internationl relationship…. you might have to collect layers to complete the event with just me! lol killikg spree…here lies mr wayne, died from exhaustion whilst servicing the Queen of scots lol
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You may die before me, only you’d die of pleasure! 🤣
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i do not die, when this body dies i will be like a spider in reverse, my next age body will just walk throught its skin, goddess structure intact! 😋 🍑 although i do enjoy trying!
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Maybe romping with me would trigger that reverse aging! 🤣
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You never know what it may tigger! World collapse, you might wake up the other side of the world with six kids! lol ha ha ha 😈 that is hilarious and happens!
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Nope, gonna get a vasectomy before I ever tour! 🤣
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already took you via youtube! your considered a delicacy, hense while your on their! Honestly you never end up sat with your kids unless your an angel! it is the world heritage sight for those in need of restoration genetically! vasectomy i collected through deliverance! 🎣 🐟 once eye aims for your levels i collect little you and get your world back! religious eternal angels or good with dark knowledge always return! the things they tell you at fact level, women ejaculate! if they like you they catch you to return!
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Does that include you? I’ve made a handful of ladies into ejaculators! 🤣
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i never needed help, i am a natural in all pleasure points! but i do refrain from alot and use my masters due to my requirements! i think it is very rare for my body to fail! i will end up sat with my kids coz i hate malevolents, my parameters take out negative, in theory my angels get weight! I am a set personality i let others express through me, my sisters and if i get to come…your my winner! lol 😋 🍑 24 level immaculate set in deliverance but my mind set is all passion until i sire up! lol
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Blueberry slushy or coca cola, Mcdonalds has nice ice chunks, Big mac and a thai wrap! lol oops wrong postcode… any way do not worry about hydration i plan on adding extra ice! lol 😈lets not end this in tarp, duck tape and a spade! i have a tendency of setting pre-med slashing and smashing events for those who step outside my though shall not kill, my world was full of malevolents as a child! i just found new ways to transition their eye levels in body bags, my freezer is thankfully full of food not people!! lol like you said might need a new baseground! neighbours do not like losing!
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We might need IVs to rehydrate! 😅
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thats what the slurpy is for!
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I’ll take both meanings of that word! 😏
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Of course you would, i was never a thumb sucker, but there comes a point in ones life that the audition is that good, the celebration allows you to break between encours! ♋
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Sucking thumbs is completely unnecessary. Other stuff, however…😏
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As an autist, i find that you figured the finer points hiding my intellect in naughty, is alot of my naughty can be hidden in intellect! When i meet you i expect you to stand with a card saying MR Wayne and your face to look like an emoji! 😏 this is what naughty mr you looks like! i will have to find one that looks like me! lol
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Maybe I should wear an emoji mask! 🤣
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i meant slushy…freudian slip! oral fixation….perscription 365 days at my pleasure….once you enter the gates you will never look back!
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My eyes usually glaze over; the animal brain comes out at that point! 🤣
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i just smile and accept the requirement for release and i make it an event thet i would die for! i never do but my desire is for pleasure, seeing it through others!! you would be the first knight to recieve more than you give, i prefer the balance!…pleasure from ministries to garters!
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I wouldn’t say that…trust me, once you physically experience me, you’re going to realize that YOU’RE the receiver! 😉
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reciever of what, i can legally attend on all sides as releaser f all religions without any oppression, wonderful words, reality of the events always seem to fall short! 😋 🍑 foreplay best be exceptional…if your gonna die you might as well enjoy the event! i promise to recover you in the best way possible!
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Just make sure you wipe me off before you recover me! I tend to bring out a lot of juice! 🤣
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Buddhas care bag…yuck depends how could you are to the level of tlc recieved you might have missed a spot, and then we would have to start again….no using the curtains i have seen your adds! lol 😈
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Start over as much as you want–I don’t mind! 😏
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obviously not, i will not be starting over, just taking what is mine! lol
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I enjoy being claimed. Leave your mark! 🤣
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As you would yours, your mark being your new role as my seated knight, fully endorsed to use the kharmic balance to release world of higher level women! with the fulfilling roll of levelling society!
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I was thinking more along the lines of hand prints and bite marks…😏
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You will look like vincent van goch had a party on your skin! The black light version would be awesome! Chinese lanterns would be all over your body….be like a trillion dot lady bug! lol 😈🍄 like my first painting all over again!
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Paint away, but don’t hold back–I prefer Jackson Pollock! 🤣
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really splash art! i could by you a black light, but a most of your events are running around in others bodies i am sure your house i pristine! lol late today got a bit distracted or did you get eaten by my deliverers again!
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Still recovering from sickness, so I’m letting myself sleep in. 😊
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who you got driving miss daisy! i will get you a cloth for your head and give you a bed bath while i make soup! lol no cooking allowed! 😋 🍑 my kind of soup..lets check your temperature! lol
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I’m guessing checking my temperature might involve taking my clothes off…🤣
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Whatever gets i your way …other than your runner personality! speaking of runners,,,,,,wheres them ! lol🔥 😈should get good airmiles through amazon! i here the drums of the jungle!
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i actually like the idea! but it’s the iv’s so god damn uncomfortable i think that i would prefert to eat ice! good old Midwifry technique! How anybody in that state gets through without chucking the chair through the mirror or nutting the nurse as the spinal gets put in is above me! Despite your reluctance your personality thrives on wanting to procreate! tippy tappy little feet! 😈 ickle buddha soccor team! lol
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Not procreate, so much as relish some animalistic naughtiness! 😉
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i love relish, or salsa and nacho’s, just need a dip and a bowl! i am all for releasing animalistic behaviours! just need a body to play with! As in the playground pulling your hair, growling in your ear and teeth against your flesh! best keep a tight grip, i might work you into a heaving, dripping mess
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The more work you work me up, the tighter my grip gets! I think you’ll enjoy being squeezed! 😉
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Depends on where your squeezing! youll be to busy composing yourself for the tight squeeze you fell in to! 😋 🍑 gone in 60seconds post driving that lotus!
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I squeeze in all the right places! 😏
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eyes rolling, and everything else, thrust is important in all the right ways! hitting the right spots, what your designed for! lol talking myself out of it! or into it! We sharing? yes……hot….horny…works…we are in!
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Also as I grip and drive, I stretch things out. It feels delicious on both ends! 😏
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rolling like a ball on the water! never ending results, do not worry about rescucitation, i am getting used to enjoying the sensory of it! 🔥 😈 now your back at school times we shall have to get some cuffs for your timeline, make sure your not misbahaving in the wrong place!
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But misbehaving in the RIGHT place…you would fully endorse it! 🤣
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if it was me i would not b week into jurisdictional murder in the first, eye for an eye boys and girls it is were i started as a child and i walked all my internaional and heritage for a lifetime as mind! lotus….cleared…essential is being sent through the clackers! As we speak!
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you do realize as an autist, when i see you i will expect your face to be yellow and twist just as the emoji does! i am back to hiding my noughty in intellect! lol As i said not thumb cucker but i am sure you figured out the rest!
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Don’t worry–if a meeting’s in the cards, I always send a face pic! 😉
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