What the Karen Rage is happening, all my fellow-minded, mind-thy-own-business mofos who have been struck by an out-of-left-field, passive-aggressive Hadouken from an undersexed, fruitcake-gifting daemon who rules the PTA with an iron goddamn fist and now you can’t sleep ’cause you’re grinding your teeth in sheer fucking rage so you leap outta bed and ninja your way over to their unguarded doorstep where you drop trou and unleash a giant, burrito-sized shit which dilates your colon like a fifty-pound baby and Jesus CHRIST does it feel good as your veins bulge and your eyes bug out and you unleash a roar with the unrelenting fury of a thousand exploding suns “RUAAAAHHHH—”
No dude, NO! Do NOT leave a log-sized dook on your local Karen’s doorstep! If you gotta de-stress, go join a jiu-jitsu gym or something! Nasty nasty NASTY!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my books! My newest book is a YA fantasy, informed by my nerdish childhood where I fervently hid the fact that I played Dungeons and Dragons (to be honest, we never got past the character creation phase and ended up playing Magic or video games) and tried to bluff my fellow high-schoolers into thinking I wasn’t a virgin! Check out Volume 1 of the Unbound Realm here: A Door into Evermoor. If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with a big ol’ heaping of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! Don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!
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