What the Karen Rage is happening, all my fellow-minded, mind-thy-own-business mofos who have been struck by an out-of-left-field, passive-aggressive Hadouken from an undersexed, fruitcake-gifting daemon who rules the PTA with an iron goddamn fist and now you can’t sleep ’cause you’re grinding your teeth in sheer fucking rage so you leap outta bed and ninja your way over to their unguarded doorstep where you drop trou and unleash a giant, burrito-sized shit which dilates your colon like a fifty-pound baby and Jesus CHRIST does it feel good as your veins bulge and your eyes bug out and you unleash a roar with the unrelenting fury of a thousand exploding suns “RUAAAAHHHH—”
No dude, NO! Do NOT leave a log-sized dook on your local Karen’s doorstep! If you gotta de-stress, go join a jiu-jitsu gym or something! Nasty nasty NASTY!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my books! My newest book is a YA fantasy, informed by my nerdish childhood where I fervently hid the fact that I played Dungeons and Dragons (to be honest, we never got past the character creation phase and ended up playing Magic or video games) and tried to bluff my fellow high-schoolers into thinking I wasn’t a virgin! Check out Volume 1 of the Unbound Realm here: A Door into Evermoor. If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with a big ol’ heaping of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! Don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
It can’t be denied. Thou art a master of catching attention.
Maybe different ‘sounds’ and rhythms but Frank Zappa’s style lives on.
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Haha! Thank you! Books are a big time commitment for the reader, so I gotta be careful in keeping things tight, but ads are a chance to try and Jackson Pollock my writing.
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It’s still an option! Make sure you wear a poncho and a ninja mask to hide your features! 🤣
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With all this recent Karen awareness in the last two years, there’s gotta be a sitcom or movie on the subject…😂
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Wondering whether it should have a disaster or horror movie vibe…🤔😂🤣😂
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Karen vampires that make more Karens! FUCK! 😂 😂
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I picture fleeing in a car, swerving from side to side while one clings to the roof and squawks about managers. 😂😂😂
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It’s only a suspicion, but I KNOW they’re the ones who gift fruitcakes! Who else could it be??? After a scooby doo-esque goose-chase, the police should realize the Karens are the perps, then find a shitload of fruitcakes in their trunks! 🤣
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Interesting! I’ll pull back on my fruitcake prejudices, LOL! Still—even though I may not judge immediately, gifting fruitcake is gonna raise my suspicions! 😂
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Noted! I’m probably guilty of profiling my fair share of fruitcake-givers! 😂
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