What the body-crust is happening, all my fellow Nasties who have way too much time on your hands and dedicate much of it to creating murals, sculptures, and projectiles comprised of dried goo that comes from your various orifice—

YUCK!  There is NO excuse for rolling your bdussy and boogers into muscle men, alien robots, or tiny little crumbles you sprinkle into your friend’s unattended coffee!  Grow up!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my books and my podcast!  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  If you simply want to hear me run my suckhole about all things upon the Earth and possibly within my pants, then check out my podcast Strained Brains!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!

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