What the math-boner is happening, all you boredom-vulnerable meatslingers who’ve made the terrible mistake of wearing gray sweatpants to a goddamn calculus class, as your professor starts professorizing blood rushes into your peen, causing it to strain like a champion powerlifter forced into a straitjacket—HRRH! RRRRHHH!!!—it pokes above your waistband and continues to inch upward, oh shit it’s not gonna stop, derivatives logarithms integrals and chain rules why the fuck are they tangenting into quantum fucking physics, your boner plops out and herniates your back while simultaneously sending the class into a frenzy, they’re yelling “KILL IT KILL IT BEFORE IT DESTROYS US ALL!” brandishing pitchforks and torches (Goddamn penis-fearing heathens!) Now they’re rushing you and you can’t escape because your wiener is the size of a big-ass TV, if only you had a wheelbarrow to help move it around but even then you’d have to fight this mob of intolerant philistines—
And THAT, my friends, is why you don’t wear sweatpants to a goddamn math class! Wrap that shit around your thigh and your ankle, then cinch it off before you learn you some numbers! Goddamn!
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You’re a laugh a minute! So so funny. I’ll check out your books and share this on FB.
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Thank you! They cover a wide range of tone, from grim sci fi to zany high school stuff to YA fun and adventure fantasy. I hope they entertain! 😊
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What were you thinking of during calculus!? Or were you hot for teacher? 😅
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I usually get horny if I’m forced into a boring subject like math, accounting, or coding. 😅 But yes, I was hot for more than a few teachers, probably where my attraction to milfs came from! 🤣
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ha ha ha! What happened with the soccor moms, you utilising the cast offs!
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They’re always willing to relieve my boredom…😏
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Yes i am sure they are, i would not call it boredom it is just your survival event without it you feel alone! How would you clear houses otherwise! 😈
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Nah, without it I feel horny! 🤣
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i like horny men, they drop their guards and i enjoy the result! 😋 🍑 occassionall i let my guards drop….tongue tastic, slurping ectasy all round without having to religiously dial it in! they all love me! they let me know at stupid oclock! lol you should hone your skills, you would be able to use someone else instead of yourself!
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I’m good at getting guards to drop! Bring the slurp! 🤣
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after you ladies first! you will be on your knees regardless!
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If I’m behind you, then maybe…😏
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not bothered which position i am in….lol
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I’ll take control, then. 😏
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we shall see i am a sensual demon, the right personality i might lead you astray! especially if i get you off guard with a kiss! 😈
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A kiss is just a lead-up, you’d have to get me off guard with an enthusiastic slurp! 😉
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mind as noted….played that card a few times….right person front! 😈 it is a quick activtion point! seemingly i have had a lot to do must add seduce guard to the list!
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You gotta slurp the right spot! The tongue is just a start…🤣
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swirling tongues, you choir boys with naughty entourage would not know where to start! lol but i could give you a mind lesson you would never forget! 😈
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Like I’ve said, it’s pretty rare that I can finish through oral alone…your skills better be top-notch! 😏
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As lon as it or the person is not deffective you wuld not be complaining! lol
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Definitely wouldn’t be complaining. I probably would just grunt and encourage you. 🤣
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grunting is not stimulating my mojo, i like submission sighing is my thing! i like to know it is being enjoyed! 😋 🍑 a lot
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You might get both! 😏
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One day when i have finished resolving the locals delusions! lol get my lovers base body where it should when eye have finished turning it off!
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Darn it…I’m not a milf. 🥺
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Don’t worry doll, you can be an ILF. 😏
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This diddy reminds me of college; the professor in my Spanish class was stacked, and I swear every guy always had their hands in their pants…. Her globes were always on…you would’ve been hot for teacher, I’m sure! 😂
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Absolutely! Bring on the detention! 🤣
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I am wearing jeans, but they always slide of, so they see my underpants. It’s very annoying.
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Walking the razor’s edge! 😅
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Funny enough my angelic personality was adored by all the teachers and kids alike! i just was oblivious, clearing their world one parameter at a time! 😈🍄 my mates were the good of gangster houses, hottest men and women in school, we were not into geriatrics but there was one or two contenders that would have got it by personality alone! i am sure if you was ther i would have winked and smiled at least once befoe i filtered you naughty ass!
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You would have filtered everyone out BUT my naughty ass! 🤣
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yeh would have saved you a life of tallys they could have just played with mine and my higher level of sisters, naughty levels! i like to be naughty by jurisdiction, hen i know they acnnot return! 🔥 😈 your not naughty you are just the safe that everyone else signs into to get their kicks!
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You’d change your mind if you met me in person…😏
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you keep saying that but that is a big if….i might b your detective…well your spell does not work!
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I don’t know…I’m pretty irresistible. 😏
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so am i , i have a world of sexiest men asking for my attendance! pictures do not do me justice, let alone my personality! 😈 which they love the stroppier i get!
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It’ll be an interesting contest when we meet…who can resist who! 🤣
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world ll be ying yanged and you will be a miserable master my side! 😈 just my luck…seem to collect them like bad footy cards! Beckham son is betrothed to my daughter….i am sport royalty! lol
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Like I said, it will be interesting! 🤣
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Mr and mrs Smith i am carpet bombing my crossover or failing to attend and awol staff….boom best check mke sure that curve still works i love the foundations of medicl calibrtion! 😈 after our decades of protecting they are getting blasted! lol
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The curve might need a slurp-start! 🤣
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if your one of my percentages i doubt any suction gonna resolve your problem! my calibration skills are epic! 😈🍄 no there is nothing wrong with it your just trying to play with my husbands body in all the wrong places!
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I think you’re wrong–I think suction ALWAYS resolves the issue! 🤣
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i think when we decide o turn off your johnson on 24 levels on every possible rotation in your world for not sitting with your wifes body as goddess, your off no matter what physicality occurs! 😋 🍑 their fault!
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you may see me but you will never be at the level to apreciate me….your loss! 😋 🍑 after your email i doubt you will be recieving any aughty treats either! but i am sure i will hear from you when you need a true friend to talk to! darn rings tingle, tingle where did all that promise go….it ran back to school😈
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As long as you appreciate my nethers, it’s all good! 🤣
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I spent the day recovering my tech, worshipping nether regions is what i expect for breakfast! then you might recieve a little tlc!
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So you’d worship me first? Let’s do it! 🤣
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what and risk me getting someone post your deletion who is unable to recipricate…judiciary says, your on your knees first! lol 😈 you aint got the…..
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Once you experienced my tongue and my body, you’d change your mind in a hot second! 🤣
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you offer me either i am going to be putty after years of neglect! speaking of which i got a new carpet dumped in the girls room! i just moved all the furniture myself to lay it! with the help of my eldest daughter! then the small piec he had was just long enough for my hallway minu an inch on either side…gonna use painted wooden bracers to finish it off! after a nap! lol somewhere else to desecrate! 😈🍄
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I’m great at desecrating! Bring that carpet on! 🤣
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needs a good blade to stretch it out but i used the immacculate twenty yr old carpet as base, ha ha ha! The girls are already desecrating their room! 😈 sometimes i wish my masters covered assholes my house would be empty!
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Slightly unrelated, but the curve does a good job of stretching other things out…😏
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i thought you would say that but i do not mind a little resistance! part of the fun of decorating! gone in 60 seconds! new mantra! feww firm thrusts a perfect carpet! lol
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Not so perfect after it’s splashed with bodily fluids! 🤣
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look thats what the tarp is for! unless you misbehave! no point decorating if the house guests can black light the room to catch…..you 😋 🍑 most of us do not waste bodily fluids! messy pup!
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Being messy is part of the fun! 😏
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let me guess you only play in filthy houses! grrrr
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I’m messy, but I draw the line at bugs and mold!
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Bugs and mold not relevent here! we are the height of stately homes and as i have stopped the extended houses recieving or playing for failing to attend to the child on ll levels i doubt bugs will ever be an issue! 😈 all owned by the ugly sisters they visit!
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Good to hear! Sounds like it’ll be a good visit! 😏
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Not for you i am tiger on puncing mode nd you are said prey! 😈
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I don’t mind! 😏
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you would be the prince off aladin who gets his undies vented! lol 😈
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Vent away! 🤣
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Natural play is more tha enough! just need to take tim to write more immediate manifestations of desires!
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Let em manifest! 😏
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Great minds think alike! i achieved breakfast! just think what i could do with a permananntly set body! mmmmmmm lotus! hell yes should be celebrated crashing of my family lines!😈 stopped glitching family court!
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You’d need a ton of gatorade if I happened to be that body–hydration is a must around me! 🤣
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i am a lucozade girl or sprite! something about it makes me feel hydrated! As i am rarely round a plus one i think my hydration level is fine! 😈
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You don’t yet know the power of the upcurve! 😉
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you do not have the composure of the untouched pinching every cell of you curve, i got exceptional muscle meory and a love of reciprocating excellant service! i might knight the participant if it ever manages to find a level that aint running scared! 🔥 😈🍄
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Once I get past the initial urge to blow quickly, I usually have TOO much composure, and I have to negotiate with my body because now it’s focused on restraint. Like I said, only three women have made me lose control at that point. 🤣
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pinch, locking hands or ankles in and distraction of flow just means other levels are investing where you fail! those who should be present day in day out!
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Teeth and nails, don’t forget! 😏
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when the choir boy is brave enough to play with the oracle priestess!😋 🍑 fangs not teeth!
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Well bite down hard, make sure you leave a mark on me! 😉
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as you wish! inner thigh or neck! lol preferences as the likelihood we wiill ever meet is zero!
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How about both? 😏
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our therapy notes for neglect of got a bit presumptuous! smashing up the family extensions today could do with a hot date! i iss date night as a professional!
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A hot date with cold slushies? 😏
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Date night should be every night! preferably without mr and Mrs smith deletion, or them failing the gauntlet…mind you at this point the front door looks appealing!!lol
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Do hallway interactions equal dates? 😏
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Oh Mr Budha…..no you wish, they are the interim to breakfast, dinner and tea rotations or them opening out their pockets like elephant ears for their dowry;s and royalties!…oops wrong house again! them unique christmas gifs do not count either! lol
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I think you wish as well! 🤣
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i could enjoy a little non-tantric expression! But as usual my request for magic flash is always drowned out by the necessity of you to run like the gingerbread man!
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Maybe you’re psychically pulling me towards the UK…I’ve been binging the Great British Bakeoff and Derry Girls lately! 🤣
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You know you really want to play with universal Dark Disney heritage! My psychic levels i am curretly sat relaxing in hospital after i hit my demonic passage opening Parliament! In a safe space cannot guarantee their were not bodies! lol the joy of temperance!
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Absolutely! Gimme some a’ that Dark Disney!😂
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see knew you were into little demonesses! bout time i got to indulge in my dark seat personality! you would be knocked off your feet!
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I think you would get turned on acting the dark demoness around me! 😏
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un-surprisingly i think you would be realing very my sultry, enchanting personality, unless you activated my military side and then you will probably find yourself temperanced! Bu i would be smiling sweetly as i therapised your levels! lol
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Probably breathing heavy and groping me as well! 🤣
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My brakes are pretty good but my missionary is looking to reposition! lol hit my ogon at OMG and no route through if you became my pet you would love the purring!
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I think the purring would come more from you! I’m more of a grunting and breath-hitching kind of guy! 🤣
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Really not helping my current situation, hitching breathing and uncontrollable responses,,,, grrrr i might need to put some brakes on you! slow you down! lol although i doubt it lost in the moment!
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Part of my charm is that I tend to go fast. 😏
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slow and sensual, i reckon the key is concentration, the right position and intnsity and then you’ll pop! lol
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It’s really about the friction. Sometimes, a lady has the right grip and even if they’re going slow I can’t hold out! 😅
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ha ha ha! my grip would be tight regardless, your still a viable candidte for child number 7 your world could definately do with a wash! lol
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I kind of like em dirty…😏
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well i do not see it as dirty is see it a kharmic right to do what ever i like with my body of man!
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Then get as karmically dirty as you want! 🤣
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preferably with a body of man who does not need to transition houses to secondary bodies! i have so many friends to choose from, so little desire to stray! i found a beautiful nurse to add to my entourage!
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You want me to dress up in some no-bottom scrubs? 🤣
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sounds about right do not sit around too long coz you might end up with a spinal! But at least you will be dressed for recovery! lol
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Sounds like you’ll be playing nurse, then! I’ll just relax and enjoy being the patient! 😏
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I am the centred patient! you can pamper wet or dry! no- one is going to complain about expansion into play realms!!
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Maybe I’m the one that needs pampering…😏
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As the queen it is like i should be scotch guarded! i like kilts! 😋 easy access
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The easier the better! 😏
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Great minds think alike! email and no further comment all mind strings……watershed lol
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When I get bored, my imagination starts rebelling and trying to distract me. Sex is a reliable go-to. I can take about 30 minutes of studying accounting or coding before I revert to a 15 year old teen. 🤣
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I dunno…put a couple of dots in the infinity symbol and it might change your view…🤣
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I was good at it until about 10th grade, when I decided I was no longer jazzed by all As. Then I got good at it again when I came back to college, but I can never take it into actual application; I can pass tests if I have to, but the idea of doing it day in and day out just switches something off inside me, then gives me a boner in an effort to distract me. I’d probably be a rebellious, sex-addicted miscreant if I had to be a coder or physicist. 🤣
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what do you mean probably would! lol…….
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HEH heh heh! 😏
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i have been assisting mine who i chose as my plus ones or should i say chose me i have turned of their precious extermities to help thm maintain there eunoch status on all sides, unless i want it them and any ailed 15 minutes under my husbandry have just been medically calibrated curv side….cock blocking reflected! 😈 i just take what i need!
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You can’t just march in there and take it–you may have to awaken the curve with your mouth! 🤣
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i may need a little distraction but it will not sit with me, something to do with it requiring supervision and a sly smile about avoiding the lotus! 😈🍄 slap activated!
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Slap my ass and you’ll help things along! 🤣
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two by four or a whip 😋 🍑 either i find acceptable! lol
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No tools, just hands! 🤣
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no fair! i will get a selection of sensory aids need to know your sensitivity level before we start! kitchen utensils, metal or wood…. lol for testing your pain threshold a spatula is good for whipping! lol 🔥 😈
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I think I’ll stick to teeth on my shoulder/neck muscle, thank you very much! 😅
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It depends what your due in the karmic balance! you might be due a service yourself…doctors nd prostates lol 😋 🍑 love and kindness wish i could get passed military levels! just to laying and playing!
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What is this talk about prostates? Easy there! 😂
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you remember th pink gloves wink, in prison standards you might be avoiding the soap! lol or my rubber cloves, it might even get plugged you know what happens about hell being your worst fears! 😈 knowing you ……..you have a personality for all occasions! lol
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I’ve let ladies try it before, I’m convinced I don’t have a prostate! 😅
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lol your so honest it hurts! Maybe yours does not work, we will have to find another button to press! 😈
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It’s more of a lever than a button…🤣
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Take the shot–I enjoy being a miscreant! 🤣 Yeah I’m with you on math. Strange, but I thought that if I started using it for application, like in accounting or physics or something of that nature, it would get more interesting, but NOPE. If anything, it was the opposite!
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a daily event, other than a kiss this morning while i was semi unconcscous and a grope, whoever attended failed to wake me! lol 😋 🍑 a slap is just invitation for a little rough and tumble and for someone small i am solid! lol
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I’m a fan of getting an appreciative slap on the ass. I’m game! 🤣
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Unfortunately it did not lead anywhere! it was a kiss and run! lol why slap i enjoy affection, it gets me all appreciative 🔥 😈
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Maybe a slap and a grope, then? 🤣
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my knee perfectly positioned to the nuts as always! lol
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Let’s save the knees for other activities! 🤣
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Oh come on knee’s are awesome for personal redirection! as are slups when you are missing vitl connections i wish my body of man would get with the programme and strip down his obstructions so i could release some of these religious mis players! 😈
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Well, like I said before, I’m not a big fan of doggy, but if you insist…🤣
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yes so you protest i am missionary remember! Old habits die hard!
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Missionary works for me! 😉
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The richest nun you’ll ever find! i strip big families for a living by their own actions in the balance, filter them need make sure they are fully set to generously support my needs! 😈 you could really use your time worshipping me for my superior nature!
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I highly suspect you’ll enjoy worshipping me. I told you–I have an intoxicating presence! 😏
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no i prefer to be worshipped, especially if i do not get oppertunity to argue! 😈 oh no please don’t i couldn’t possibly recieve service from my husbandry rings!
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I make a convincing case for reciprocal worship. 😉
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As a goddess we always celebrate those who know how to share! 😈 slushies are a good example of how you ensure every inch gets satisfied!
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Maybe I should be on a calendar where I’m scantily clad and holding a blueberry and cherry…🤣
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i would be what lady gaga was to meat with cherries returning under all religious hoods to take them all! in beautiful arcs of adult bodies game of throne bring it on! 🔥 😈🍄 lol Bon Annivarsaire! Do not need to drink for that one hense the movies and music marriages!
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Can’t say I don’t approve of you handling some meat with cherries! 🤣
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i presume they come hand in hand i do not do girls although as i am blind to my tech levels hense the body of mans original position as my support and shopper! i never say never to layers of him being replaced by one! They are just missing one vital componant and prefrably one i do nt have to adjust for my pleasure!
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