Echo-a Dystopian Science Fiction Novel / Kor'Thank / The Unbound Realm

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DirtySciFiBuddha164 Comments

What the math-boner is happening, all you boredom-vulnerable meatslingers who’ve made the terrible mistake of wearing gray sweatpants to a goddamn calculus class, as your professor starts professorizing blood rushes into your peen, causing it to strain like a champion powerlifter forced into a straitjacket—HRRH!  RRRRHHH!!!—it pokes above your waistband and continues to inch upward, oh shit it’s not gonna stop, derivatives logarithms integrals and chain rules why the fuck are they tangenting into quantum fucking physics, your boner plops out and herniates your back while simultaneously sending the class into a frenzy, they’re yelling “KILL IT KILL IT BEFORE IT DESTROYS US ALL!” brandishing pitchforks and torches (Goddamn penis-fearing heathens!)  Now they’re rushing you and you can’t escape because your wiener is the size of a big-ass TV, if only you had a wheelbarrow to help move it around but even then you’d have to fight this mob of intolerant philistines—

And THAT, my friends, is why you don’t wear sweatpants to a goddamn math class!  Wrap that shit around your thigh and your ankle, then cinch it off before you learn you some numbers!  Goddamn!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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164 thoughts on “Give my books a read and a review!”

  4. Funny enough my angelic personality was adored by all the teachers and kids alike! i just was oblivious, clearing their world one parameter at a time! 😈🍄 my mates were the good of gangster houses, hottest men and women in school, we were not into geriatrics but there was one or two contenders that would have got it by personality alone! i am sure if you was ther i would have winked and smiled at least once befoe i filtered you naughty ass!

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  5. you may see me but you will never be at the level to apreciate me….your loss! 😋 🍑 after your email i doubt you will be recieving any aughty treats either! but i am sure i will hear from you when you need a true friend to talk to! darn rings tingle, tingle where did all that promise go….it ran back to school😈

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  6. Math…math. 😵literally if I could think of one subject capable of going dementor on my libido it would be math💀 🥀unless my mind was completely far, far way from whatever mathsplaining was happening in real life…

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      • We are not bringing coding into this conversation 😱 if there is anything my libido and my soul struggle with more than math, it is coding. Maybe. They might be tied. They are both two things for which I have zero passion whatsoever and it doesn’t matter what mentally I can do, I just really can’t emotionally because they do not feed the soul happy things for me. It’s like you can’t with the rants, I can’t with the math and the coding… To the point where I couldn’t even begin to think about sex if I had to do either one of them.

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      • 🧐😏 not even dirty math jokes can get me over my math antipathy. Too many years of math related trauma and feeling like my only value to my mother was as a show pony. But, valiant effort 👏 I suppose if anything could get me over that, it would have been a dirty math joke 🤔

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      • I was good at it until about 10th grade, when I decided I was no longer jazzed by all As. Then I got good at it again when I came back to college, but I can never take it into actual application; I can pass tests if I have to, but the idea of doing it day in and day out just switches something off inside me, then gives me a boner in an effort to distract me. I’d probably be a rebellious, sex-addicted miscreant if I had to be a coder or physicist. 🤣

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      • Only the fact that you’ve been pretty stinking nice to me and you went easy on me on with the panties versus pennies microphone-based typo some weeks ago is keeping me from going after the obvious on this one😇 That aside, I have never liked math, though if I apply myself to it I am certainly capable of it. Currently I spend most of my day pretending it doesn’t exist, because it has never interested me. Children should not be expected to take up the passion of their parents.

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      • Take the shot–I enjoy being a miscreant! 🤣 Yeah I’m with you on math. Strange, but I thought that if I started using it for application, like in accounting or physics or something of that nature, it would get more interesting, but NOPE. If anything, it was the opposite!

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      • Yeah, I have found that even being able to use it doing something as part of something I’m more interested in or something that renders it necessary doesn’t help. Still. Hate. Math.

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      • i have been assisting mine who i chose as my plus ones or should i say chose me i have turned of their precious extermities to help thm maintain there eunoch status on all sides, unless i want it them and any ailed 15 minutes under my husbandry have just been medically calibrated curv side….cock blocking reflected! 😈 i just take what i need!

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      • i may need a little distraction but it will not sit with me, something to do with it requiring supervision and a sly smile about avoiding the lotus! 😈🍄 slap activated!

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      • no fair! i will get a selection of sensory aids need to know your sensitivity level before we start! kitchen utensils, metal or wood…. lol for testing your pain threshold a spatula is good for whipping! lol 🔥 😈

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      • It depends what your due in the karmic balance! you might be due a service yourself…doctors nd prostates lol 😋 🍑 love and kindness wish i could get passed military levels! just to laying and playing!

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      • you remember th pink gloves wink, in prison standards you might be avoiding the soap! lol or my rubber cloves, it might even get plugged you know what happens about hell being your worst fears! 😈 knowing you ……..you have a personality for all occasions! lol

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  7. a daily event, other than a kiss this morning while i was semi unconcscous and a grope, whoever attended failed to wake me! lol 😋 🍑 a slap is just invitation for a little rough and tumble and for someone small i am solid! lol

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