What the confusion-porn is happening, all you baffled-as-fuck horndogs who can’t watch a fuck-video without stumbling across sex with people stuck in fences or dryers or some variation of incestual boffing (I blame YOU George R.R. Martin; this shit wasn’t popular before the goddamn Lannisters!) and now you can’t go to jiu-jitsu without wondering is this a triangle or a blowjob SHIT wrong one flee the class crash through window gotta COMMIT SEPPUKKU—
Whoa there, easy on the fence-porn, pervert! Stick with the classics, like milfs and anal and pizza-delivery sex! You can’t keep up with these new-fangled youngsters—you don’t stand a chance against their gooey-fisted, butt-licking, choke-slamming ways!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy: A Door into Evermoor. If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!
🙂 🙂 😀
Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
Do I even want to know? 😜
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HEH heh heh! Stay off Google! 🤣
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But, but, what if…😈…😂…
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You asking me out? This Man Whore charges by the hour! 🤣
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What happened to free love man…free love!!! ☺️
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I’m running a 50% discount—dollar 25 an hour! Don’t tell me you don’t want to throw a crumpled bill and some loose change at my face! 🤣
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😂
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Those quarters are gonna hurt!!!
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Just don’t use pennies and watch your aim—my face and my wiener pay the rent! 🤣
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😂
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I’m like the Goodwill of he-sluts. 😂🤣
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Then maybe I’m like the Walmart of Whores: undercut everyone until I’ve got an iron grip on the market! 😂
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Good point…🤔 I’d like to take it easier on viagra and rehydration IVs! 🤣
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I charge 50% more for pennies! A man whore’s gotta buy makeup to conceal his change-induced wounds! 🤣
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Well if I wasn’t, I could always ask you for makeup lessons to conceal my bruises! 😂🤣😂
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One of my pet peeves is when people go nuts over a mispronounced word, typo, or grammatical error. I feel like the proper response is just a quick, muted correction, or maybe a group laugh if it’s actually funny, but when people act like someone should be sneered at or ridiculed for a slip of the tongue, I feel like it shows how much of a douchebag they are.
That being said, panties are welcome! 🤣
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edible ones! lol hide the evidence! here is a tip ombudspeople just sit deflected and take anyone who activates homes and their businesses and access! My tower is complete you should climb down and let me reset your rating, make an honest man of you! cough cough if that is actually possible! lol I do not do chucking but respectful shared defiance at the borders, i can pay you in billions,kind or eternal love!
Eye usually kill billionaires alot i should know i have six eternal body bags with my friends faces on, pretence of poverty and love and kindness win! ⚔️🤴
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Nah, don’t worry about it. Let the amusing slip-ups run wild! 🤣
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In order of preference: panties, pennies, penis. 🤣
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Pennies are fine! 😅
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Don’t google them! 🤣
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Peruse Urban Dictionary long enough, and an evil little goblin begins to grow inside your brain! 😂
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Nice collection of work Kent. Will be checking into them.
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Thanks!
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