Echo-a Dystopian Science Fiction Novel / Kor'Thank / The Unbound Realm

Give my books a read and a review!

DirtySciFiBuddha36 Comments

What the confusion-porn is happening, all you baffled-as-fuck horndogs who can’t watch a fuck-video without stumbling across sex with people stuck in fences or dryers or some variation of incestual boffing (I blame YOU George R.R. Martin; this shit wasn’t popular before the goddamn Lannisters!) and now you can’t go to jiu-jitsu without wondering is this a triangle or a blowjob SHIT wrong one flee the class crash through window gotta COMMIT SEPPUKKU—

Whoa there, easy on the fence-porn, pervert!  Stick with the classics, like milfs and anal and pizza-delivery sex!  You can’t keep up with these new-fangled youngsters—you don’t stand a chance against their gooey-fisted, butt-licking, choke-slamming ways!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!

🙂 🙂 😀

36 thoughts on “Give my books a read and a review!”

      • I realize I should probably stay out of this one, but if that’s all your charging, someone should probably talk to you about your business model🧐🤣

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      • On second thought, perhaps you should stick with the Goodwill business model… That at least relies on donations. The Walmart business model relies on high volume and often low quality merchandise… So, if you use Walmart’s model you’re going to end up exhausted and with dissatisfied customers. 😂

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      • Yeah, especially that last bit doesn’t really sound like a great way to enjoy being a man-whore😝 And the great thing about donations is you can technically ask anyone whether they would ever be one of your customers or not, though I must confess it was a wise choice not to ask me in particular for one… I have a history of paying for certain things using only pennies😈

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      • Hah! You think I typically warn people I’ve done that too? Hell no! If you’re going to do something like that, it’s best to be stealthy and pull those panties out for some sort of consumable good or service that they can’t take away from you because it’s already been consumed (like the meal I purchased for myself and my sister using pennies at the cafe where a friend of mine in high school had been treated quite shitty as their dishwasher) 😇 and then of course, once you do something like that you can’t ever go back because then they’ll just spit in your food (or worse) 😂 But, in your case since I wouldn’t be a paying customer and we’re just talking about donations (which I never throw at someone)… “Beggars can’t be choosers” as they say 😘 But you’re also in some sort of luck, because you’ve actually been pretty stinkin’ nice to me so even if I were in the donating mood, I might tease but in all reality you’d be safe from the pennies 😂🤡

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      • 😉yes you could, I do indeed know how to cover bruises, which is very helpful when you don’t want to embarrass members of your therapy team by having visible hickies, and my original response flipped up when I clicked on the link, and oh the editing… It’s terrible, my lack of proofreading, sometimes when I’m dictating with my mic for a phone I’m running back and forth between trying to help my kids or something else…pennies, not panties,😳😂 you could have really messed with me on that one and I thank you for not doing so 😅

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      • One of my pet peeves is when people go nuts over a mispronounced word, typo, or grammatical error. I feel like the proper response is just a quick, muted correction, or maybe a group laugh if it’s actually funny, but when people act like someone should be sneered at or ridiculed for a slip of the tongue, I feel like it shows how much of a douchebag they are.

        That being said, panties are welcome! 🤣

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      • edible ones! lol hide the evidence! here is a tip ombudspeople just sit deflected and take anyone who activates homes and their businesses and access! My tower is complete you should climb down and let me reset your rating, make an honest man of you! cough cough if that is actually possible! lol I do not do chucking but respectful shared defiance at the borders, i can pay you in billions,kind or eternal love!

        Eye usually kill billionaires alot i should know i have six eternal body bags with my friends faces on, pretence of poverty and love and kindness win! ⚔️🤴

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      • 🤨🤣I’m sure they are, my dude, I’m sure they are…but panties just won’t pay the bills, so maybe stick with the pennies 😇
        And, I don’t need to have slips of the finger or tongue, my phone mic will do that for me with a version of what I said that is sometimes so far off it’s like it creates a Madlibs version of the original. I feel like my phone mic should come with a “use at your own risk” warning label…but I do have to take responsibility for the lack of adequate proofreading. The scheduling is tight, but…I should still be doing better at that if I am going to be sending words forth into the wild wilderness that is the Internet….

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      • Well, it makes sense that you would say that. It’s probably a whole lot more fun to read about somebody throwing panties at you than pennies 🤣

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      • Ah, awesome alliteration 😁 So, I never throw the first item (good ones are too expensive for that anyways), and I definitely personally don’t have one of that last item, so…I think we’ll just have to stick with me proofreading better and go with the pennies 😂

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    • Yeah, I think he’s right about that one. I actually ended up googling when I read one of these, because there’s nothing like a few of the terms in one of these posts to convince me that despite everything, I have somehow managed to lead a somewhat sheltered life 🤣 Very educational sometimes, let’s just say that…

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