What the dick-vein is happening, all you lifters who’ve suddenly realized with dawning horror that society has fooled you into working your muscles until they’re huge and bulbous, popping with vascularity like the veiniest of wieners and holy shit they’ve fooled you into MAKING YOUR LIMBS INTO PENISES—
Christ Almighty—People like a little penis-y-ness to their limbs to go with their muscle-plump booty and flat abs! Get with the times, fool!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my books and my podcast! If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! If you simply want to hear me run my suckhole about all things upon the Earth and possibly within my pants, then check out my podcast Strained Brains! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!
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