What the hole-widening peen is happening, all my fellow girth-monsters who like to spread your hands to shoulder-width to give an indication of your meaty magnitude while grinning and laughing as you talk about how you’re gonna gape out an orifice like a Thanksgiving Turkey before you put in the stuffing, then someone raises the idea of gaping out your pee-hole in a similar manner, hey fair play and tit for tat, right?  And you respond NO, that is NOT fair play, FUCK tit for tat, holy shit they’re chasing after you gotta hurdle a bench and turn over chairs, you slide across the hood of a car goddammit they’ve cornered you in the depths of a shadowy alley DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN WHAT IN THE FUCK—

And THAT, my friends, is why you keep your girth on the down-low!  You never know when a mob might return the hole-widening favor! 

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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