What the unkempt pubes are happening, all you mullet-dicked fucks who sweet-talk another rainforest-groined person into smashing nethers with you, only to discover that both your crotch-fros have grown advanced civilizations within their cheese-ridden depths, mid-thrust you both look down as cries of “FREEEDOM!” and “THIS. IS. SPARTA!” and “FOR FRODO!” ring out from your nasty bits, lasers flash, swords gleam, engines of wrath spew flames and death and rampant destruction, cue the slow-motion climactic sequences and wide-lensed spinning shots—
THAT, my friends, is why you keep everything neat and trimmed—you don’t want to be an accomplice to inter-civilization havoc! Fuck!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
That first paragraph is quite the romp!
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Good one
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Oh how fun
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I just started to read the sample Amazon provided of your first book and the first paragraph of your prologue is speaking directly to me. I even wrote a song recently, “not your cookie cutter girl”…wow.
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Synchronicity! Love when those pop up!
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Yes. I’m excited! I ordered it in paperback. By the way, I’m not sure if this is a bit of a faux pas to ask here (and do let me know if I’ve violated some unspoken social contract!) but, would you mind checking out my new blog? VivienMark.wordpress.com
Thanks! Looking forward to reading your book.
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Absolutely! I’m happy to read and like your stuff! Unfortunately, I can’t follow people since 2018, and even though I spoke to wordpress multiple times, they either don’t answer or tell me they can’t fix it without elaborating. I did, however, read you were interested in BJJ. I did it for a couple of years and took a break from it due to a few things here and there in life, as well as chronic arthritis from military stuff, but I plan on going back at some point. I was straight up addicted–I would drill escapes and setups by myself, so I looked like an idiot at the gym grappling with empty air, lol! (I believe you can get like 60-70% of the technique down if you do it by yourself, then clean it up in drills and sparring) I think it’s really importatnt to learn lifestyle balance in BJJ, because I remember staying up until like 1 or 2 am studying videos, plus most of the time your body is compressed or tightly flexed, which kind of bled into my daily life. I would always be slightly hunched or tensed, which I don’t think was good for day to day function. I love grappling in general, though–you’d think with all its infinite complexity, with all the different moves still being invented today, it would be less efficient against an opponent, but there’s nothing cooler than seeing a markedly smaller grappler control someone much bigger, stronger, and less knowledgeable!
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Thanks for reading and for sharing your BJJ experience! It’s cool to hear that you got so immersed in it, even to the point of grappling with empty air—I get it, the addiction is real. I can imagine how it could take a toll on your body, though, especially with the kind of intense, flexible posture it requires. I’ve been doing stretches with resistance bands to balance out the muscle tension from training. It’s interesting to think about how much of it you can actually get down by drilling solo. It seems like it would be less efficient at first, but with the right training drills, you can really throw off an opponent. They can end up upside down, completely confused, and in a totally different position than where they started! Hope you get back into it when the time is right!
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I think training solo is an often overlooked part–you get past the part of “what do I need to do next?” and immediately skip to the part where you’re refining how much pressure or force to use instead. Also, even though you look silly drilling alone, you can get a lot of cardio in!
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It’s inspired!
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