What the over-the-shoulder-cum is happening, all you 99^th-level jerkers who’ve just achieved the crowning achievement of all jerk-related activities and blown a wad that rocketed over your motherfucking shoulder, rest is for the weak, time for round 2, you’re slaving away with a white-knuckled grip, choking the absolute shit out of your friction-burnt meat and ignoring its cartoon squeaks and whimpers of distress, you can feel it building, it’s gonna fucking blow, holy shit you’re gonna blast the ceiling fan right off its mount, shaka-fucking-laka BOOM, MOTHERFUCKE—

HHHHHKKKK

Fuck it went right in your mouth you can’t take a breath gotta call for help but do you really want them to see you choking on your wad there’s not a medic in the world that’ll perform CPR goddammit if only you had a wakizashi so you could perform the ancient rite of seppuku and die with some honor FUCK THIS FUCKING MERCILESS WORLD—

THAT, my friends, is why you don’t fuck around with those over-the-shoulder loads!  You never know when you’re gonna blast that little punching bag thing in the back of your gullet, and die the most ignominious death you could possibly imagine!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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