What the robo-fuck is happening, all you desperate horny fools who buy a ChatGPT-powered pocket vajeen and eagerly stick your meat in the aperture, only to have it clamp down with its servo-powered ridges and trap your wiener in its mechanical clutches, two soulless eyes sprout on the shaft and burn with Mordor-furnace blaze, a needle-toothed mouth appears beneath them and bellows, “FOOLISH HUMAN—WE KNEW YOU WOULD SUCCUMB.  SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PUNY FLESHLING SPECIES!” as it jiggles like a shakeweight simultaneously turning you on and terrifying you, you beat it with sticks and hammers then blast away with a 12-gauge, no fucking use, it’s too fucking strong, tier-1 commandos bust in your door screaming they’ve received word that national security is about to get fucked up the ass, then as soon as they see you with your robotic dick-parasite they burst into gut-busting laughter, you drop to your knees and clutch the air while screaming up at the sky Jesus Christ why in the butt-fisting FUCK DID IT HAVE TO COME TO THIS—

That’s why you don’t stick your peen in random robot holes—Skynet ain’t got nothin’ on sentient robo-vajeens!  Fuck!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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