What the zoom-choke is happening, all you sociopathic, Fight Club/Office Space-minded fucks who’re chained to your desk in a remote meeting, watching your boss gibber on about leveraging bandwith and best practices into actionable items that move the needle, suddenly an earthquake hits and dislodges a buttplug from the top of their bookshelf, sending it plummeting directly into their mouth as they look up in surprise, you can’t help it, you clench your fists in glee and start chanting, “Yes, please God YES!” the other zoom-meeters scream and call the paramedics who [(un)fortunately?] are only a couple seconds away, they bust through the door and shout things like stat and not on my watch and Mother of GOD before they save your boss’s ass but now the other zoom-folks are giving you funny looks with narrowed eyes and asking what did you mean when you said “Yes, please God yes,” your eyes tick back and forth as you try to figure out how the fuck you get out of this compromising situation compromising situation I need an adult I NEED AN ADULT—

And THAT, my friends, is why you don’t rejoice when your boss accidentally swallows an object that belongs in their anoos!  Get that brain-mouth filter back up and running, goddammit!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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