What the terror-cum is happening, all you meatpackers who suffered from random-ass boners when you were called up to the chalkboard to solve a stupid-ass math problem, now you’re fully grown and that shit comes roaring back during a company-wide presentation, only it’s beyond just a boner you’re fucking spasming and twitching, jizz will erupt, people will lament, only one option left:  run up to the window crash through the glass HRRRNGH it’s 50 stories up but you’ll figure it out maybe parachute to safety using your gigantimous scrotum the only thing that matters is that you don’t cum in public—

What in the FUCK!  You don’t have to jump out the goddamn window, just kill your boner by thinking of some Karens, or maybe one of the Star Wars prequels!  Jesus Christ!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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