What the destructo-taint is happening, all you folks who’re giving your partner a shlurpy-good eatin’ when suddenly you notice a glowing panel comprised of symbols and patterns between their b-hole and genitalia, curiosity gets the better of you and you start pushing glyphs and emblems triggering resonant harmonies and fantastic alien tones, nasty bits start transforming and combining in an eye-catching series of folds and connections, holy shit you better get out of here you didn’t sign on for this but then MOTHER OF FUCK IT LATCHES ONTO YOUR FACE AND SHOVES A ROBOTIC PROBOSCIS DOWN YOUR GAG-SPASMING PIE-HOLE—

And THAT, my over-curious friends, is why you leave the Kardashev Type IV taint-consoles alone!  Now it’s gonna turn you into a goddamn Von Neumman probe after a vigorous round of robo-proboscis throat-fucking!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve also published it in paperback!  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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