What the dick-measuring is happening, all you shifty-ass rule-breakers who pull the measuring tape all the way back to the top of your buttcrack and try to convince others you’re in the double fucking digits when it’d actually be laughed at by a stunted hamster tail shriveled by the Arctic cold and held up as an example of how to console a hysterically depressed micropenis that’s ugly-crying into a dank nest of pubes that might as well be a canopy of sun-blocking rainforest—

What the FUCK!  Measure from the top, you GODDAMN CHEATERS!  AS IN THE TOP OF THE ROOT, FACING INWARD!  JESUS!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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