What the surprise purple-nurple is happening, all you unsuspecting grown-ups who forgot kids are savages that have only recently been expelled from an interdimensional entrance (fun fact:  if you believe individuated consciousness originates on another plane and merges with matter, the vajeen arguably qualifies as a dimension-spanning portal, which means on a daily basis, you’re probably in the vicinity of an Earth-tethered warp-gate) and have no understanding of civility which leaves you open to a tiny reprobate darting in and clamping on to your nerp with their booger-coated fingers, your galaxy-wracking pain invites Astaroth and Cthulu to pour their unholiness through your veins while they climax and howl in a parallel cosmos, it triggers a deluge of hellish light that pours from your mouth and eyes, blowing the roof off your home and swirling a mess of clouds directly above, marring the heavens with agonizing nerple-derived energies as Carmina Burana’s O Fortuna plays in the background—

Never, EVER leave your nerps vulnerable to them filthy little ankle-biters!  Those unhinged babblers are like 60% Gollum—short, unintelligible, and down to eat heaps of revolting-ass shit!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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