What the scrote-prank is happening, all you deviant tricksters who like to hang brain (pull your ballbag through the zipper for all to see) and fool people into looking at (quite possibly) the ugliest part of the human anatomy so you can revel in their spit-takes and horrified gasps, but this time your chin-slapper ripples with demonic faces resembling a bunch of fucked-up Kuatos from Total Recall, bellowing out ominous-sounding phrases like “DESTROY THE CHILD,” “THE COUNCIL HAS SPOKEN,” and “WE RIDE FOR TAIRSYVIAN—”

And THAT, my friends, is why you don’t walk around with your ugly-ass dick-pillow hanging out of your pants!  It might get possessed by a gray-bearded fantasy-world spirit! 

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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