What the sex-blankets are happening, all you nastified nasties who’ve failed to wash your sheets and made the mistake of letting your partner lay in them, only to see them scream and twist as they shatter the crystalline layer formed from your juices and suffer thousands of cuts in slow-motion horror, howling like Vader at the end of the third shitty prequel while fishy-smelling shards rip into their flesh—

Wash your damn sheets!  Why the hell would you inflict that Saw-level torture on someone who’s willing to touch your drippy-holed nethers?  Goddamn!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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