What the shaved balls is happening, all my fellow meat-slingers who’ve plucked and trimmed and used scented oils but despite your best efforts, you can’t do much for the ugliest part of a human body, they continue to resemble a wrinkly set of brains, a geriatric turkey-neck, or the head of an old, bald racist—
Quit finickin’ over your goddamn clit-hammers! They’re absolute last on the list of sexual criteria, and people are never not gonna laugh at em!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy: A Door into Evermoor. If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
Hey I’m seeing you’ve been liking my blog so far and thank you so much for that, idk if you really enjoy or not but since I’m new and you are very experienced in this platform, I have various questions about blog, is there any way to have chat with you? And if possible I’d like to ask some tips to grow my blog as well…thanks again🙏
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I’d be happy to answer any questions thru email! Kentwayneauthor@gmail.com
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Also, let me know when you’ve sent it and from what email, because sometimes my email throws it in the spam filter
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Wrap em up in pants and they become Buffalo Knuckles…. I thought I made it up. But noooooo…it is already on Urban Dictionary….
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Careful with urban dictionary–spend too long on there and you’ll start writing ads that resemble mine! 🤣
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😏 I’m a good girl! 😉☺️
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We’ll see how long that lasts around me! 😏
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Your books sound edgy but cool!
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Thanks! Some are definitely edgier 😅
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“Quit finickin’” is a great verbalization. You’re a slanging gold rush, Mr. Buddha! 🙂
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Thank you, haha! One of the voices banging around in my head is a feisty old geezer, I think that’s where it comes from
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My testikles are not much, but they’re the only ones I got.
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I feel like there’s hidden profundity in that, lol!
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Well, this blog post certainly caught my attention! While I appreciate the author’s blunt approach, I do have to question the assertion that genital appearance is “absolute last on the list of sexual criteria.” While it’s certainly true that confidence and enthusiasm are more important than physical appearance, I think it’s unfair to dismiss the importance of feeling comfortable and confident in one’s own body. Plus, some people may have preferences for certain genital shapes or sizes, and that’s okay too.
Moving on to the author’s book recommendations, I’m intrigued by the concept of A Door into Evermoor. YA fantasy is one of my favorite genres, so I’ll definitely be checking that out. However, I have to admit that the title Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl doesn’t really appeal to me. I’m not a big fan of the “barbarian” trope, and the combination with “Valley Girl” seems a bit odd. That being said, I’m always open
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