In this new environment of turmoil and chaos, my enemies have emerged from the societal woodwork, united in their hatred of yours truly. Beta Males, who hate me for my missile-pod abs and love of jiu-jitsu; Grammar Nazis, who hate me for my freewheeling linguistics; and of course Office Drones, who can’t stand the idea that I’m a mid-thirties Man Child, focused on having the time of my life.
And now they’ve come for me! Mother FUCKER!
I run out from their dungeon, where they’ve stuffed me in a cubicle-filled labyrinth with hundreds of other emasculated souls—pussy-whipped husbands, militant vegans, and the Gimp from Pulp Fiction. They want to sever my enormous wiener and assimilate its mighty shamanic power! (And yes—this thought does constantly run through the background of my mind).
So I open my eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers. Magic flash.
A trio of women cry, “HANDS OFF THE MAN WHORE!”
Food Network hotties–Padma Lakshmi, Giada De Laurentiis, Rachael Ray–crash through the ceiling, decelerant lines attached to their backs. They immediately go buck-nuts crazy—punching through chests, kicking skulls off necks, and beating my enemies with their yanked-off limbs. As organs fly and stumps bleed, Giada De Laurentiis encircles my waist, bends me back, and kisses the hell out of me. I feel giddy and delirious—like a titillated damsel in the arms of a WWII sailor.
She keys her earpiece and declares, “He-slut secured. Reel us in, Echo 5.”
We rocket out of the hellish compound, pulled skyward by their future-cool harnesses. As we speed toward our getaway vehicle—a cloaked X-wing, standing by in anchored drift—my milfy saviors run their tongues across my Man Whore face.
Kent Wayne wins again! Ha HA!
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