Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

“This is our only option.”  Yoga Mom Prime grabs my cheeks, mashes my lips with a desperate kiss, then turns away and strides toward the overheated quantum space-fold engine.

“No!’ I scream, stretching a hand out.  “There’s another way—there has to be!”

She looks over her shoulder and throws me a faint smile.  “Your wiener was incredible, Kent.  Your lovemaking skills are nothing short of epic.”  Her nose crinkles.  “Your hygiene, though…” she shakes her head and her smile returns.  “But never mind all that.  Goodbye, Kent.”  She turns away and continues walking.

Tears leak down my cheeks.  I can’t believe she’s gonna sacrifice herself.  If there was only some way to save her and the rest of the Earth…

And then it comes to me.  There’s still a way.  I open my eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

A blazing nexus of energy forms in front of me, materializing into the interdimensional beauty known as Soccer Mom Prime.  She grabs Yoga Mom Prime by the shoulder and yanks her back from the sparking engine.

“We need to have a threesome with Kent Wayne—NOW!  The resulting orgasms will counteract the engine and force reality back into its original shape!  Quick—hop onto his award-winning, upcurved wiener and make out with me!”

Yoga Mom Prime responds with a quick nod.  “Let’s do it!”

I’m still crying, but for a different reason this time:  out of pure effin’ joy.  Hot DAMN!

😀

Has your lover volunteered to bravely sacrifice themselves, leaving your genitals dry, untended, and screaming for attention?  Never fear!

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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