Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

I walk through my campus, flashing an easy grin, but reserving my panty-dropping smile for the students’ moms.  That’s right—I need a lady who’s down with the Nasty.  Any chick who’s squirted a nine-pound fleshling out from their nethers in a horrific, Cthulu-like spawn-session is way more down to try some butt-stuff.  (Just sayin’.)

Man, things sure have changed since I was in my twenties; students are all about enforcing political correctness and spreading penis-hate.  I know it’s cliché, but I’m one of those “if you’re not hurting anyone, then go ahead and do your thing” types.  I’m on these youngsters’ side…

I think.

But I like my penis.  I spend hours playing with it, and I take a lotta pride in taking good photos of it, so I can show its turgid thickness to eager Soccer Moms.  It’s been my best buddy since…well, since forever, really.  To tell you the truth, all this anti-penis sentiment makes me really uncomfor—

“HEY!”  An angry AF Social Justice Warrior points a quivering finger at me.  “YOU!  You down for the cause, you Cis-fuck oppressor?”

“Um…me?”  I point at my chest and glance nervously around.  “Uh…yeah…I guess…the same rights for everyone, right?  Uh…so yes.  Yes…sir?”

“Try again.”  The SJW’s eyes narrow with hate.

“Ma’am?” I venture.

They narrow further.  “Again.”

I spend the next hour staring at my phone, drawing a crowd as I run through every pronoun that pops up on Google.  When none of them satisfy the SJW, (it?) cries, “OFF WITH HIS PENIS!  HE’S A GODDAMN PHALLO-CENTRIC HATE-MONGER!”

“NO!” I cry, holding my hands out.  “PLEASE!”
But they don’t listen; they just keep closing in.

No options left.  So I open my eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

My persecuted junk erupts from my pants with a ferocious “RUAAAAAHH!!!!”

As foot after foot of engorged genitalia rushes out, my hair blows back from the sheer force of its magnificent emergence.  Everyone around me squints their eyes and shields their faces with raised forearms.


The SJWs make a break for it, screaming and gibbering at the top of their lungs.  I can’t blame ’em—I mean I clean my junk on a regular basis…

But the cheese…yeah.  FETID.




Have you been labeled as The Oppressor by a bunch of unfulfilled nerds who need to get a hobby?  Never fear!  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

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