“You ever seen it?”  Firelight shone off the Beta Male’s eyes.

“I haven’t.”  His companion shook his head, trying to suppress a shudder.  He didn’t quite succeed.

“They say that a soccer mom can orgasm just by looking at it,” a third one murmured.  “We were once a proud people…”

A fourth one buried his face in his hands and burst into sobs.  “It’s all his fault—KENT WAYNE’S GIGANTIC PENIS IS THE CAUSE OF OUR WOES!”

“We used to run the world.”  The first one grimaced.  He picked up a stick and used it to turn an ember-ridden log.  “Now look at us—exiled to the desert, huddled around campfires…like a bunch of rejects from a shitty western.”

“I’ve heard there’s a way to beat it,” a sixth one offered.

Five pairs of eyes turned toward him.

After a long, tense silence, the second one asked, “How?”

“JUST KIDDING!” I scream, ripping off a pair of coke-bottle thick glasses and tearing off the false pate of skin that made it look like I’d lost all my hair.  “AIN’T NO WAY TO BEAT KENT FUCKIN’ WAYNE!!!  YOU SERIOUS, BRO???”

And then I reach in my pocket and open my eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

The space-time fold-engine that reduces my wiener into a twelve-inch shadow of its former self powers down, and a humongous ripple of flesh erupts from my pants.  It towers impossibly high, unleashing a triumphant roar from its gorgeous pee-slit.

“RUUUUUHHHH!!!”

The Beta Males gaze hundreds of feet up at my sky-eclipsing glans, their eyes widening with untrammeled horror.

“RUN!” the first one screams.  “RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!”

As they turn and flee, the shadow of my cock falls long upon them.

WHOOMP!

“OH CHRIST, IT JUST BROKE MY BA—”

WHOOMP!

“IT KILLED TANNER!  HOLY FUCK IT SPLIT HIS HEAD OPEN LIKE A RIPE TOMA—”

WHOOMP!

“MY FUCKIN’ LEGS!  SOMEONE HELP ME, I CAN’T FEEL MY—”

WHOOMP!

“Our Father who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy—”

WHOOMP!

“NO—NOOOO!!!  KENT WAYNE, YOU FUCKING BASTA—”

WHOOMP!

…

…..

………

HEH heh heh!  Kent Wayne wins again!

😀

 

 

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