INTERNET ELITISTS!  Feeling the need to come at me with insane, dick-punching fury ‘cos I’m happy doing my thing!  They’re closing in on me in a NY alleyway, just like in those gloriously cheesy ’80s movies.  I hear the eager smacking of fists and nasal wheezing.  I witness a slow-converging sea of pasty, pimple-pocked skin, coke-bottle thick glasses, and?  A huge pair of pit-stains marking each tee-shirt.  Open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  A huge poster appears of…the Forty-year Old Virgin with Steve Carrell?  Suddenly the irony of their supposed superiority washes over them with breathtaking clarity, and they drop to their knees, sobbing.  I make a scramble out of the alley, and for no reason whatsoever, a saddled dinosaur is waiting to help me escape.  I jump on and charge down the streets, grinning like a fool as I drink in the Big Apple like I always wanted to:  From the back of a charging velociraptor.

Showing up elitists, alleyway escapes, and ready-to-ride velociraptors!  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.