What the whiskey dick is happening, all you tempters of fate who’ve thrown back a few too many, now you’re slobber-kissing a late-night hookup but after you pull out your wiener it refuses to comply—it lolls and flaps, coughs out a weak puff of dust, states, “Not today bro,” which elicits a disgusted scoff from your makeout companion who promptly leaves so now you’re raging at your disobedient phallus, asking what the fuck is wrong with it but as you draw your hand back to slap the shit out of the glans, it suddenly shoots upright and points at your face, dribbling with a bit of precum and says, “As soon as you hit me, I’mma drown you in sperm. What are we doing here, bud? WHAT ARE WE DOING???” Now you’re in a Tarantino-style standoff, how the fuck did it come to this—
Come on, man! All you had to do was dial back on the booze! You don’t need to get in a Han/Greedo-type conundrum with your own fucking wiener! Jesus Christ!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy: A Door into Evermoor. If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Kent Wayne 
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