Give my books a read and a review!

What the whiskey dick is happening, all you tempters of fate who’ve thrown back a few too many, now you’re slobber-kissing a late-night hookup but after you pull out your wiener it refuses to comply—it lolls and flaps, coughs out a weak puff of dust, states, “Not today bro,” which elicits a disgusted scoff from your makeout companion who promptly leaves so now you’re raging at your disobedient phallus, asking what the fuck is wrong with it but as you draw your hand back to slap the shit out of the glans, it suddenly shoots upright and points at your face, dribbling with a bit of precum and says, “As soon as you hit me, I’mma drown you in sperm.  What are we doing here, bud? WHAT ARE WE DOING???”  Now you’re in a Tarantino-style standoff, how the fuck did it come to this—

Come on, man!  All you had to do was dial back on the booze!  You don’t need to get in a Han/Greedo-type conundrum with your own fucking wiener!  Jesus Christ!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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34 thoughts on “Give my books a read and a review!

  1. Hi, Kent. Reading through your profile and such, I like the way you play with words. Although it’s been awhile since I’ve read Sci-Fi (or Fantasy or Sci-Fi/Fantasy), I’ve always been a fan. I think reading your stuff would inform mine. Echo sounds cool.

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  2. For once i am with youweiner on this one, there is evidence your standards have not just dropped, but now your tethered to soccor moms who are in their prime, alot of the time it turns off because you are about to ruin your life with a connection! Angel transfre or one noght stands are more effective if mind serves me right in letting them get paralettic and refusing to play! You dodged a beer goggled bullet if you ask me! i can grant you some stability but eventually this will turn into kharmic reciepts! WHy my husband is not sat with me as he does not enjoy violating my temple he respects me far more than that….naughty me is utted but he has to sit with his nutters under military! lol time to expand your mind, heart and then maybe i will un jinx the curve! xxx

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  3. I enjoyed this story for both its violence and the Eastern spirituality — Yet what’s the use of a man who can make and unmake the world as he will–Isn’t it just Superman again, but with less naive American bluster?

    I’m likely just taking you down to make my own mediocrity look like a masterpiece.

    Lots of violence, lots of talking in the sample of “Echo” I looked at; well- worth reading in the dark by flashlight (or phone screen).

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    • There’s no use aside from realizing that his sole purpose for existing becomes the enjoyment of the moment. It’s essentially the Alan Watts model of God where God—omnipresent, omnitemporal, and omnipotent—has nowhere to go, nothing to anticipate, and nothing to overcome. So God, in order to become unlimited, must impose the constraints of time, space, separation, individuality, etc. upon itself, so it can enjoy progression and novelty. That’s the implication behind the return to regular life at the end.


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