Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
I like my genitals as they are…but if I could have you point them at someone elses….hmmm could be worth it.
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You looking for an upcurve? They’re all the rage nowadays! 🤣
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Dirty minds think alike. 😂
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I thought girth was the new length, then I realized curve is a big deal, plus some ladies like even gradation and no mole-rat pinkness. I had no idea it got so in-depth!
Mind blown! 🤣
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Ah, but do remember beauty is in the eye of the beholder, or in this case, perhaps just the holder. As for me, I like to know there’s an umbrella available for any rainy days I may experience. In a variety of colors preferred so they can match my outfits. 🤣🤣 But do remind me, what deep stick, I mean dipstick started all this?
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Just a lady who happened to open up to me. I really had no idea before that—for awhile, I thought it was all about length, like much of the unwitting masses. 😅
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Yes, you must really work to get a woman to open up like that. We truly have much to say. Wine helps.
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Wine and afterglow. 😏
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Sometimes I make up words, too. 😃😄🤣
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It’s the best!
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🤣😂😆
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