Kent Wayne

Give my books a read and a review!

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DirtySciFiBuddha
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What the gray-balls is happening, my fellow meatslingers who chance a look down only to see a bit of scraggly white hair on your aging yambag, which causes you to hyperventilate and stagger through the house in a panicked daze, looking for ball-hair dye no you should trim it anyway holy shit there’s LIVER SPOTS ON YOUR TESTICLES YOU LOOK LIKE METHUSELAH LADIES DON’T EXTEND THEIR SILVER FOX THIRST TO YOUR GODDAMN NOGGERBOGGINS I NEED AN ADULT I NEED AN ADULT—

Whoa whoa WHOA!  Easy there, frosty-balls!  There’s benefits to having an old-ass pair of well-groomed chin-ticklers!  What benefits, you say?  Well, now that they hang halfway down to your ancient-as-fuck knees, they can hammer ladies’ clits when you’re hitting it from behind!  Calm the fuck down!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!

🙂 🙂 😀

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143 responses to “Give my books a read and a review!”

  1. Dawn Renee Miller Avatar
    Dawn Renee Miller

    Reminder to self…don’t drink hot tea ☕️ just before reading Kent’s posts! 😂

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      HEH heh heh! The spit-laugh is real! 🤣

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      1. Dawn Renee Miller Avatar
        Dawn Renee Miller

        Either that, or a really hot swallow! 😋

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      2. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        “Hot swallow!” You’re about to start an innuendo war! 🤣

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  2. Madamchryzl Avatar
    Madamchryzl

    🤣

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      HEE hee hee!

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  3. inthiscastle Avatar
    inthiscastle

    😄
    “Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!”

    Cracked me up for a minute 😅 good stuff

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      HEH heh heh! Thank you! Advertising is a nice chance to stretch my humorous writing muscles!

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  4. Susan T. Braithwaite Avatar
    Susan T. Braithwaite

    Chin-ticklers 🤣

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      HEE hee!

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  5. legacy Avatar
    legacy

    I think you need to start a new dick-tionary all your narrative is explicitly creative! Ironically Johnson was the first collector of words! Maybe you should get Canva involved and create your own guide to Evermoor picture book, identifying all the new specialties of your world in graffic detail!

    We prefer our orgasm guaranteed, instant grat. on tight sets mean we often fail due to your ten second personality expulsion! We come first! then you can attempt the secondary orgasm however you like, but i am way past harry met sally you may lose it before you get started!

    I am way up for celebrating your girth! but you my find it a hinderance for longjevity of participation! Unless you multiple the party on!😜

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Fan of my dick-tionary, eh? Maybe it should be a picture book, girthy wiener included! 😂

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      1. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        What a waste of a photo-shot, manifesting my breakfast as i speak you recieved it yet full head of braids, tickling your fancy!😜 Hope you haven’t got a house full could get a bit awkward! lol one way to get the queen’s stamp of approval i just signed your c!/#! tee hee

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      2. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Sign away! Wish I could tattoo signatures onto it with invisible ink! 😂

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  6. legacy Avatar
    legacy

    not invisible, neon so if your wife or extension is unsure it means you were diverted from my husbandry on temperance and sat next to the last set of women who tried to kill you!

    Also means i have every excuse to take you whenever i like but remember not to turn off the lights! possessive, witches tend to get violent! safest just playing with your religiously open wife as my name is now imprinted in neon!

    loyal to body of women would be nice! I prefer a police presence when i play! service record! lol

    Worth it as i own the world!😘 Gods just laugh and the devil says that’s my girl!

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      I’m a big fan of being woken up in the middle of the night for a vigorous sex-fest. Hope that’s up your alley! 🤣

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      1. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Around 2 in the morning! i prefer to be awake for events, not religiously asleep after elongated abstinence and immaculate world recovery! i am insatiable but guarded by a lot of stubborn super mutants! usually coz if your a long runner i will probably temperance you into a billion people! bonus it might improve you success with sitting with one woman!😊 JC/AC?DC

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      2. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Well any time of day is fine, but if I’m woken up late, then I’m all for it! 😏

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      3. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Playing at home has its perks! i need a new project, maybe i should work on making a new man from clay! then i can mould you for my requirements!😘 how about all day long! lol

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      4. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I don’t know…when I’m super horny I can bust four times a day, maybe five, but anything beyond that is really hard…😅

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      5. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Bless you, you need a hand! 🙌 i am sure when its is a physical event i can get you down to twice or three times a day! Mine requires a ripple effect once that is open i am insatiable but that is why i am tantric!🌹 i like your honesty it is refreshing💋

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      6. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Twice a day is probably sustainable for a long time. You won’t be disappointed! 😏

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      7. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        I am a nun, could never be disappointed, You under estimate my management requirements, that is for home lady presentation, tantric i will probably beat your requirement just in life saving! 🤔 truth is i just like the sensation of interraction, kissing and playing with sensory! I get my kick from response!😎

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      8. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        What makes you super horny?

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      9. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Typically when a lady chomps on my trapezius muscle. Also when she talks dirty. 😉

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      10. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Well i am not sure our banter is naughty! You are allowing me a chance to use a side of my personality which would not normally get space! I have an exceptional mindset for sharing masters! lol manifesting as we speak!✨

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      11. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Trying to manifest your way onto my wiener, eh? 🤣

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      12. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        The Buddha part implies i should be able to catch you from anywhere! Being master and universal goddess! Unless your just cheeky wolfpack it is easy to tell the difference i just sent you a kiss! 😘lol

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      13. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        You mean you document it! Maybe you should set a scientific experiment with seeing if it grows exponentially over time! label them for your events! BJ, my ‘O’, Party 🎈, pics, lol and see if it makes a difference! lol💕😜🤣

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      14. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ve taken a lot of pics of it. 😂 I love it when ladies think I’m talking smack, then they see it and they can’t hide their pleasure/astonishment. 🤣🤣

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      15. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Stop sending them pictures of your mates /’#.s, physical evidence is far better than pics, although i find it endearing you enjoy it so much! lol🤣🌹 now is it lob, thwap, or shadoing!

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      16. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I did nothing to earn it, but I am SUPER proud of it! 🤣

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      17. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        well somebody would have to be generous, loving and kind to women! If you fail to meet its generous quota then it really might shrivel and vanish, i could be just the girl to help you fulfil it and enlarge your potential! 🤔 now where is my gingerbread man hiding how can i add you in if it is still running!🤣🌹

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      18. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Oh I’m sure you could enlarge it! HEH heh heh! 😏

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      19. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Already on it! lol🤣service requirement on isle 1!

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      20. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Don’t forget to cup and stroke the lower parts while you’re using your mouth! 😉

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      21. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        To be fair i have my masters in manifestation, minding millitary levels i enjoyed sharing masters last life! i think i will find out what is enjoyed very quickly, it is a natural gift, with response and energy! Blue glove and a plug up your….! will sort your ejac problem! lol😜🤣 see already using toys….might even surprise you!

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      22. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ve tried that, but I never saw why men liked it. Maybe I just need to meet a skilled enough woman! 🤣

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      23. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Well the only problem is distance, you should be grateful i am this side of the water or you might end up 15 % in my next catchment! lol🤣

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      24. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        It stimulates all those non players! Men and women carry inherited and eaten negatives…a good guillotine of their obstructions might make your moods better, but sometimes you loose your survival instincts and dark support! to be fair i still think you will last two strokes! i will remember to lather you up well! lol

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      25. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I look forward to seeing your expression after I exceed your expectations! It’s a regular thing with me! 🤣

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      26. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Well as my internet is always redirected and i am not currently uploaded, you tube body of man wanderring unless you were planning on masterring tantric i doubt you could find me with dart board! All redirected to some ….!

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      27. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        I know I am! I just wish I would stop analysing the language and grammar of naughty narratives, I feel like putting on my blouse and heels and playing teacher ! lol Some of us do not have to leave the house for those roles! 😜✨💋

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      28. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I used to have a thing for teachers…😏

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      29. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        I am a professor now, PhD, and world scholar but i have a thing about role play and clothes… i have a thing for naughty angels, knowledgeable demons and vampires, something about supernatural energy that is hot!😉🎶

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      30. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        As long as you vampire your way onto sucking my neck…HEH heh heh! 😉

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      31. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Oh babe you have raised your levels! mind you teeth and your member might get a bit mess, how’s about i start at your neck and trace down to your inner leg! do you mind if i leave my mark! already signed! cuff you and enjoy a cuddle! 😊😉

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      32. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Mark me up! Although my upcurve might respond in kind and mark your g-spot! 🤣

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      33. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Our curves just might match! lol i can roll though that for hours! never ending ecstasy! Or reverse seated perfect for nuzzling into my neck! i might mark you not just on your girth, i might even get you barcoded! lol😜🌹

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      34. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Leave those hickeys! Just do it on the muscle between my shoulder and neck, so they don’t show on my actual neck! 😅

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      35. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        i am a vamp you would just be recieving a slick twin of fangs! Werewolf hybrid, HRH and goddess….i will let my mouth decide where it wants to go, couple of tie wraps should stop you arguing! lol sorry no slobberring but i love to,,,,suck!

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      36. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        That’s fine, but when I start talking dirty, you may want to make it a little slurpier as you get in the spirit of the moment. 😏

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      37. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        You need not worry about lubrication! My body is set at the perfect ph! After a few seconds of kissing i will be just like the song my first musical husbands album “slippery when wet!” lol being a world muse is so exhausting tee hee!

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      38. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You may need cocoa butter to soothe things over afterwards–as I said, I’m girthy, so I leave a pleasant soreness. 😉

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      39. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        probably your body bags i was picking up then! lol

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      40. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        do naughty pics make you horny?

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      41. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        They definitely help! Why, you wanna see a pic of my wiener? 🤣

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      42. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Cheeky! I was checking out erotic writing and it was more than an eyeful! i was just curious about your libido and its triggers! Mine is just traversing the day with my sensory, libido and watching my husbands highest levels!😜i prefer physical assessment however tantric is extremely satisfying and saves lives! It does not address my drive to interact with flesh! lol🙌😉

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      43. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        So you say, but it seems you’re pretty willing to interact with mine! 😂

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      44. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Manifesting pudding as we speak! if it is that big you might want to play gently! you wouldn’t want to get stuck! lol, some lube post lolly! you had me at orgasm, all day long!…..I will get my cuffs and gloves, on entry you might need to be frisked thoroughly for hidden contraband on entry, something about me being international! grrrrr! tempted you ssssssssay! lol💋🌹

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      45. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I always go slow for the first couple strokes, but once I grab and squeeze buttcheeks, strap in because you’re going for a ride! 😂

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      46. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        I wish!……I had a night like that last week, dreaming i could have sworn i spent all night rampaging in dreamland! That is something that gets me raving, face against my heart…. hands pulling! oh well who needs the gym, do not forget to utilise the hair for balance! lol 😂 If only mine worked!

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      47. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You like the hair pulled, eh? I’ve got proper technique–I grip close to the scalp! 😉

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      48. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Now Now, you will be unable to get a grip, too busy focussed on my,…… needs! lol where is my cuffs and bunji chord, whenever you misbehave i am gonna pull you back! lol new science experiment! I am going to have to watch you!👀💋🤣

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      49. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I can make do with holding your hips! 🤣

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      50. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Higher i expect Double H’s are a bit distracting! i love that! when your pulled in, caressed held and eyes locked! I will hold you tight you just focus on 🍆, i will focus on rubbing it the right way!lol😉

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      51. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Love squeezing those too! Hot, slappy, body-to-body contact! 🤤

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      52. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        More writhing and rolling! than slapping once you have composed yourself, and i have layered myself tightly onto your, lap!! requesting a sensory prequal, oh my god! no way i am getting on in one slide!😘💋

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      53. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Just wake me up in the middle of the night and I’ll be able to go for round 2 and 3! 🤣

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      54. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Irrelevant your the other side of the world, i will let you send quivers down my web, if your good i might even let you survive the event, but i expect a decent film and a chinese as payment for rocking your world!😎 every night for eternity, hope you like long hall relationships, i mate for life, just ask my gingerbread base husband i am still killing him in his third life! Good job the rest love me! or they would be skint😘

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      55. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Well going by your pic your not dissimilar to my neanderthal of a gingerbread man! lol face first how am i going to identify you in line up without closing the blinds, ushering my staff out and taking a seat….on your lap! lol

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      56. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I guess that’s what you’ll have to do! 🤣

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      57. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        your not using that for your next naughty add! Ps it is easy if yu are the only one there otherwise its a magic tantric request no funny business! just read it soooo naughty! lol

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      58. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Best get manifesting so i can map your profile! lol Horny teenage personality in a ? Body, you never answered my gym freak, wolf pup, or slenderman?

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      59. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’m always muscley, but I vary as far as how cut I am. I always make sure to maintain at least a sloppy six pack, though, so I hope that’s your thing! 😉

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      60. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        i vaguely remember in my climbing days a six pack, unfortunately the world round here fails regularly and i am again carrying another bandage! As a master in budhism it could be the seal of my friends world or a new one to fix! other than that i am 174 points on all sides an adonis size 8! solid but according to my men i am stunning?

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      61. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        However if you have a likenes for stick men with wigs and flat chests there are many to choose from in the world that sit scrolling and never accomplished a thing in their life! lol i just see the world as a series of wasted connections, people who deserve to be free to enjoy their lives and those that just waste them! If i get you as my personal trainer i am sure we can work off the bandage, without leaving the bedroom!

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      62. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        We may have to force ourselves to take a walk to get some sunlight here and there–in past instances, I’ve stayed in the room with curtains drawn for nearly the whole day! 🤣

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      63. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        I have an RHS garden, orchard, summer house, hot tub that i access from my lounge! I rasied a similar complex child t my daughter and spent 15 years setting my home to cater for disability and now have a heritage stately home in the most unlikely of places, but as HRH with completed service, we can set a bed outside and lounge all day apart from the littles who you will just have to get used to (my twin) i love lounging currently using canva to prep fron page and write up my book! holiday project! While the kids minecraft their hearts out! lol

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      64. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Perfect! I’m all for lounging!

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      65. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’m fine with either! Enthusiasm is the main factor for me. 😉

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      66. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Getting to know each other helps, i have many military, academic and professional levels which mean that eye dare not stay in my house! Husband scuttling so after resetting my youngest daughter for other levels i am quite quick to sire up to address the safety of her levels! Wiccan bases remapped to my upper levels!

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      67. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        I like personalities the rest is just packaging!

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      68. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You haven’t seen the packaging…you may place more emphasis on it once you see it! 🤣

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      69. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        I read your earlier blogs! if that is the packaging! i am smiling! lol

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      70. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Then prepare to gasp in delight if you see it in person! 🤣

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      71. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        If! tut tut! you get my web all moist and then you freeze, told you! All that possibility and you crumple into your space of comfort! thats why i am the architect and autist, overrides your dull authorage! you would be mor than satisfied with the outcome! lol

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      72. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I love the competitiveness! I think you’ll be satisfied as well! 😉

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      73. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        ps that was not a review of your work! your amazing feel free to spunk me when i get flippant! i would prefer it if you used your….freudian slip! x

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      74. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Spunk or spank? 🤣

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      75. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Exactly! that spell check or lack of it! 😉 There is always a decision to be made! lol ” to spank or to spunk!” that is the question….. i am sure you will not chastise me too much! I truly am an angel, with exceptional credentials! lol

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      76. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Angel or devil? 😏

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      77. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Technically all, lucy, lucifer, just check the cast of the series i have a biblical representation and a severe lack, but i carry the light, who are currently in need of an outlet! 40 years selflessly carrying the light, mortess in her discworld (Terry Pratchett Mort) i have my scythe can kill for a ten second voice note! parliament at the mountains and all religions intact! i broke the mould!😥 then temperanced them out! i wish my arc was still present we would have had great fun!

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      78. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Other side of the world beautiful still managing the mini masters! You might have to lowjack my gingerbread man! I will take out his military levels and you can file in! …. If If If you would be so lucky Derulo is still trying to collect on his dowry, and i am still trying to connect with their levels! you can salute me later! I might knight you! ha ha

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      79. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Then I guess that would make you my queen. At your service! 😏

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      80. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Now that is what i like to hear! Four poster to earn with your name on it, i got twenty years of fantastic mobility and a world bandage to work off! i fancied returning to climbing once strapping up my HH’s but there are meany ways to burn calories! lol😏 already on your knee’s

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      81. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ll get on my knees first, but then it’s your turn! 😉

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      82. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Deal ♠️, play your cards right! you may be heading the entourage! lol 😘

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      83. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        i don’t know…it sounds like you’re willing to get on your knees more and more for me…maybe you’ll be the first one to kneel. 😏

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      84. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Now now deal set! you have to be a gent, trust me there will be plenty of kneeling waking you up! might want to put blinkers on you will know if i have taken a “summer seat!” Waking up to an eyeful with no warning! lol i expect your tongue rolling! 😜

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      85. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        My tongue is eager to step up! Wake me up with yours! 😏

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      86. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        email it! lol i will write your adult events! lol hopefully given you enough ideas to add to your plethera of scenario;s lol!

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  7. legacy Avatar
    legacy

    Lucky you! we all need a little tlc, I am just exploring my levels! Lets hope it never gets to the dead sea scrolls, lots of fish missing! Like i said drop and give me….whatever i want!! lol 😂

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      What if you’re the one who’s gonna get on their knees? 😏

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  8. legacy Avatar
    legacy

    Trust me it is one of my favourite expressions but i like to get mine first, i haate selfish participants! I am super sensitive and explosive 💣 it makes me so horny just thinking about playing! Shame we are worlds apart!😒 bit busy mediating my wards worlds and it is the holidays now! more dead tourists, you will no i have been clearing the levels of my house! My home school is art, technology and expression, you fancy working on those comics together! lol😉

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Sorry, I don’t do collaborations on stories–I’d drive people crazy. I go through about thirty edits before I publish, and even my artists have to suffer through multiple revisions for my covers, so I tip them well…

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      1. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        You can tip me in kind! 😉

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        DirtySciFiBuddha

        More than the tip! 😂

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    legacy

    Is it meal time yet i am hungry! Are you in my cupboard yet as i believe you pulled!? could do with a few hours locked in my room with good company! lol i will grant you some energy towards your massaging your ego and look forward to being happily surprised! Watch the dawn, twittering on our banter!

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      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Nice to know you look forward to my lewdness! 🤣

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      1. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Sadly the geeky highlight of my day, although service at the centres is quite excuisite it is just not the same as having someone to play with! Ironically i never had a requirement until now! i just love greek deliverance! you on you knees! you might need a cushion! lol

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        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Deal! But remember, once I’m done, it’s your turn to get on YOUR knees! 🤣

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        legacy

        Siesta time! as JC wish yall were here lol!

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  10. legacy Avatar
    legacy

    With relish! now if my new computer sent emoji’s i would send you a kiss! lol manifesting as we speak! The great thing about long distance marriages telepathy resolves all, easier on tele but you are satisfying my oral requirement! certainly will not requie additional products…perfectly made! lol

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      DirtySciFiBuddha

      I hope you’re imagining it with tongue! I start slow, but I like my kisses to develop into tongue-heavy affairs! 😏

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        legacy

        Sensual, slow and all encompassing, i vaguely remember what it is like manipulating the orc into a kiss and drawing him in! Hands firmly locked on your hips! pulling you close and letting you explore my….! lol

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        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Lock them around my butt! It loves being groped! 🤣

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      3. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Now my lips are not going to be anywhere near your gluteus maximus! BUT ONCE you have left me dripping in anticipation i will definately lock my feet round or grab on tight while i swirl my tongue, and nibble, on your inner thigh! lol🤣

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        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Prepare for my hands to lock into your hair or onto your butt, if your legs are wrapped around me! 😏

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      5. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        You got me! All you do is make me heavy breathe and set my sweet sensory on…. i already gave them 24 hrs service notice or i am mounting the gingerbread man! Poor thing why did he put on them rings and climb in that body! grrrrr i am going to need an intervention!

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        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Love the heavy breathing! I’m definitely an audio guy! 😅

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      7. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        i like growling deeply in my ear, dark gruff and desiring! There is only one person who turns me on more than your naughty jargon and that is the devil himself! Preferably not asthmatic levels or i might need you to medicate, check my temperature! You will not miss my feelings i am definately not reserved on expressing my…. Ohh! 🌋 there he goes! lol 💋

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        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I can accommodate! I enjoy putting my lips right up to a lady’s ear, so they can very clearly hear me growl, pant, grunt, and also my breath starts to hitch. 😈

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        legacy

        The devil is in the details, i am married to all so you need to have a good composure! lol would not want you running away like the last one! I have an oral fixation, breath along my neck, i have a good enough idea what i like, in my breif interim, i seem to have a natural capacity for sensory application and its effect on the body! lol 🥴 this is not the effect we are going for i definately want to see presentation with no assist! …

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        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Nuzzling and kissing the neck is one of my favorite things to do! I intersperse it with breathy compliments into the ear–I’m sure you’d go nuts! 😏

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    legacy

    Firstly i will not be locking my lips there! lol but my hands will be locked on whilst i worship your …..feet! Ha Ha and once i have finished expanding your mind and your membership! i expect to be pulled up and with confidence pleasured by you for as long as your energy lasts! lol well until tommorrow you lost today, every evening and conversation is wasted by the resolve to sit in your little bubble! Oh well

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      DirtySciFiBuddha

      I think only two women have been able to make me lose control with their mouth, so no worries. Take that as a challenge! 😂

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        legacy

        I will not even need to get near you for that, animal magnetism! You just need to be a little devilish and exude power something i vaguely remember from those who are strong and respectful! i just wander around breathing in the aura and tugging at your shorts! oops what have we got here! lol

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        DirtySciFiBuddha

        That’ll get you an instant makeout session. Hope you have a bed handy so it can unfold how it should! 😉

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  12. legacy Avatar
    legacy

    Tease, tease whenever your brave enough! lol there is a hole house full of levels to work through, just have to watch for audiences! lol 9pm til 9 am (few interim hours for special guests whose energy fluctuates)! lol i will suffer the sleep deprivation for a little tlc!🤣

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      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Sleep deprivation will probably be voluntary–you’ll probably wake me up in the middle of the night for that tlc! 🤣

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      1. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        Yes i will apply it by morse code….lick,lick…oh no thats your version, i expect you will take a decade to start episode one let alone a repeat! i will make sure my lace doesn’t scuff up your skin! 😥 😜

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        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Scuff me up! I enjoy getting marked. 😉

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        legacy

        Only lovingly applied! everything else is dark craft and if i m defending in that manor…already won! satin will resolve it!

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  13. legacy Avatar
    legacy

    i will oil you up later with something edible! lol

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      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Oil away! I love being oiled! 😉

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        legacy

        slippery….may get dangerous! lol would not want any further curve on your…..! although it would aid viscosity! lol

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        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Good choice–the curve already makes doggy a careful affair. I have to get the height right or it HURTS! 🤣

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        legacy

        My curve might just ride it out! the complexities of events….continents apart……your possibilities are endless, grass roots playing fields! just a naughty linguistic distraction!

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        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You say that now, but as I’ve mentioned before, I’m addictive! 😉

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      5. legacy Avatar
        legacy

        So am i given the right space, allowed to be myself un-guarded it just never seems to happen! fighting with some eye personality over events with my oldest girl! grrrrrrrr (me kitchen knife for pre-med methods of craft!) sibling deleted!

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    Gillian

    Hi

    I know I’m late to the party, but I put A Door to Evermoor in my library. I’m in the middle of another story and final formatting on Blue Crescent (yes, I thought it was done. I HATE formatting), but I will read it even though I’m hardly in the YA audience. I’ll do a review, too. Can’t hurt, right?

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      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Thank you! I tried to just make it good overall, with YA character that’s relatable. 🙂

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