What the gray-balls is happening, my fellow meatslingers who chance a look down only to see a bit of scraggly white hair on your aging yambag, which causes you to hyperventilate and stagger through the house in a panicked daze, looking for ball-hair dye no you should trim it anyway holy shit thereโs LIVER SPOTS ON YOUR TESTICLES YOU LOOK LIKE METHUSELAH LADIES DONโT EXTEND THEIR SILVER FOX THIRST TO YOUR GODDAMN NOGGERBOGGINS I NEED AN ADULT I NEED AN ADULTโ
Whoa whoa WHOA!ย Easy there, frosty-balls!ย Thereโs benefits to having an old-ass pair of well-groomed chin-ticklers!ย What benefits, you say?ย Well, now that they hang halfway down to your ancient-as-fuck knees, they can hammer ladiesโ clits when youโre hitting it from behind!ย Calm the fuck down!
Anyways, now that Iโve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!ย First up is my YA fantasy:ย A Door into Evermoor.ย If youโre hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out KorโThank:ย Barbarian Valley Girl!ย If you want a big olโ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! ย And donโt forget to leave a positive review for them!ย Positive reviewsโeven though they only take a minute or two of your timeโare like $1000 tips for us indie authors.ย Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!
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