Give my books a read and a review!

What the gray-balls is happening, my fellow meatslingers who chance a look down only to see a bit of scraggly white hair on your aging yambag, which causes you to hyperventilate and stagger through the house in a panicked daze, looking for ball-hair dye no you should trim it anyway holy shit there’s LIVER SPOTS ON YOUR TESTICLES YOU LOOK LIKE METHUSELAH LADIES DON’T EXTEND THEIR SILVER FOX THIRST TO YOUR GODDAMN NOGGERBOGGINS I NEED AN ADULT I NEED AN ADULT—

Whoa whoa WHOA!  Easy there, frosty-balls!  There’s benefits to having an old-ass pair of well-groomed chin-ticklers!  What benefits, you say?  Well, now that they hang halfway down to your ancient-as-fuck knees, they can hammer ladies’ clits when you’re hitting it from behind!  Calm the fuck down!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!

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141 thoughts on “Give my books a read and a review!

  1. I think you need to start a new dick-tionary all your narrative is explicitly creative! Ironically Johnson was the first collector of words! Maybe you should get Canva involved and create your own guide to Evermoor picture book, identifying all the new specialties of your world in graffic detail!

    We prefer our orgasm guaranteed, instant grat. on tight sets mean we often fail due to your ten second personality expulsion! We come first! then you can attempt the secondary orgasm however you like, but i am way past harry met sally you may lose it before you get started!

    I am way up for celebrating your girth! but you my find it a hinderance for longjevity of participation! Unless you multiple the party on!😜

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  2. not invisible, neon so if your wife or extension is unsure it means you were diverted from my husbandry on temperance and sat next to the last set of women who tried to kill you!

    Also means i have every excuse to take you whenever i like but remember not to turn off the lights! possessive, witches tend to get violent! safest just playing with your religiously open wife as my name is now imprinted in neon!

    loyal to body of women would be nice! I prefer a police presence when i play! service record! lol

    Worth it as i own the world!😘 Gods just laugh and the devil says that’s my girl!

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      • Around 2 in the morning! i prefer to be awake for events, not religiously asleep after elongated abstinence and immaculate world recovery! i am insatiable but guarded by a lot of stubborn super mutants! usually coz if your a long runner i will probably temperance you into a billion people! bonus it might improve you success with sitting with one woman!😊 JC/AC?DC

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      • Playing at home has its perks! i need a new project, maybe i should work on making a new man from clay! then i can mould you for my requirements!😘 how about all day long! lol

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      • Bless you, you need a hand! 🙌 i am sure when its is a physical event i can get you down to twice or three times a day! Mine requires a ripple effect once that is open i am insatiable but that is why i am tantric!🌹 i like your honesty it is refreshing💋

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      • I am a nun, could never be disappointed, You under estimate my management requirements, that is for home lady presentation, tantric i will probably beat your requirement just in life saving! 🤔 truth is i just like the sensation of interraction, kissing and playing with sensory! I get my kick from response!😎

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      • Well i am not sure our banter is naughty! You are allowing me a chance to use a side of my personality which would not normally get space! I have an exceptional mindset for sharing masters! lol manifesting as we speak!✨

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      • The Buddha part implies i should be able to catch you from anywhere! Being master and universal goddess! Unless your just cheeky wolfpack it is easy to tell the difference i just sent you a kiss! 😘lol

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      • You mean you document it! Maybe you should set a scientific experiment with seeing if it grows exponentially over time! label them for your events! BJ, my ‘O’, Party 🎈, pics, lol and see if it makes a difference! lol💕😜🤣

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      • Stop sending them pictures of your mates /’#.s, physical evidence is far better than pics, although i find it endearing you enjoy it so much! lol🤣🌹 now is it lob, thwap, or shadoing!

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      • well somebody would have to be generous, loving and kind to women! If you fail to meet its generous quota then it really might shrivel and vanish, i could be just the girl to help you fulfil it and enlarge your potential! 🤔 now where is my gingerbread man hiding how can i add you in if it is still running!🤣🌹

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      • To be fair i have my masters in manifestation, minding millitary levels i enjoyed sharing masters last life! i think i will find out what is enjoyed very quickly, it is a natural gift, with response and energy! Blue glove and a plug up your….! will sort your ejac problem! lol😜🤣 see already using toys….might even surprise you!

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      • It stimulates all those non players! Men and women carry inherited and eaten negatives…a good guillotine of their obstructions might make your moods better, but sometimes you loose your survival instincts and dark support! to be fair i still think you will last two strokes! i will remember to lather you up well! lol

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      • Well as my internet is always redirected and i am not currently uploaded, you tube body of man wanderring unless you were planning on masterring tantric i doubt you could find me with dart board! All redirected to some ….!

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      • I know I am! I just wish I would stop analysing the language and grammar of naughty narratives, I feel like putting on my blouse and heels and playing teacher ! lol Some of us do not have to leave the house for those roles! 😜✨💋

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      • I am a professor now, PhD, and world scholar but i have a thing about role play and clothes… i have a thing for naughty angels, knowledgeable demons and vampires, something about supernatural energy that is hot!😉🎶

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      • Oh babe you have raised your levels! mind you teeth and your member might get a bit mess, how’s about i start at your neck and trace down to your inner leg! do you mind if i leave my mark! already signed! cuff you and enjoy a cuddle! 😊😉

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      • Our curves just might match! lol i can roll though that for hours! never ending ecstasy! Or reverse seated perfect for nuzzling into my neck! i might mark you not just on your girth, i might even get you barcoded! lol😜🌹

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      • i am a vamp you would just be recieving a slick twin of fangs! Werewolf hybrid, HRH and goddess….i will let my mouth decide where it wants to go, couple of tie wraps should stop you arguing! lol sorry no slobberring but i love to,,,,suck!

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      • You need not worry about lubrication! My body is set at the perfect ph! After a few seconds of kissing i will be just like the song my first musical husbands album “slippery when wet!” lol being a world muse is so exhausting tee hee!

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      • Cheeky! I was checking out erotic writing and it was more than an eyeful! i was just curious about your libido and its triggers! Mine is just traversing the day with my sensory, libido and watching my husbands highest levels!😜i prefer physical assessment however tantric is extremely satisfying and saves lives! It does not address my drive to interact with flesh! lol🙌😉

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      • Manifesting pudding as we speak! if it is that big you might want to play gently! you wouldn’t want to get stuck! lol, some lube post lolly! you had me at orgasm, all day long!…..I will get my cuffs and gloves, on entry you might need to be frisked thoroughly for hidden contraband on entry, something about me being international! grrrrr! tempted you ssssssssay! lol💋🌹

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      • I wish!……I had a night like that last week, dreaming i could have sworn i spent all night rampaging in dreamland! That is something that gets me raving, face against my heart…. hands pulling! oh well who needs the gym, do not forget to utilise the hair for balance! lol 😂 If only mine worked!

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      • Now Now, you will be unable to get a grip, too busy focussed on my,…… needs! lol where is my cuffs and bunji chord, whenever you misbehave i am gonna pull you back! lol new science experiment! I am going to have to watch you!👀💋🤣

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      • Higher i expect Double H’s are a bit distracting! i love that! when your pulled in, caressed held and eyes locked! I will hold you tight you just focus on 🍆, i will focus on rubbing it the right way!lol😉

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      • More writhing and rolling! than slapping once you have composed yourself, and i have layered myself tightly onto your, lap!! requesting a sensory prequal, oh my god! no way i am getting on in one slide!😘💋

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      • Irrelevant your the other side of the world, i will let you send quivers down my web, if your good i might even let you survive the event, but i expect a decent film and a chinese as payment for rocking your world!😎 every night for eternity, hope you like long hall relationships, i mate for life, just ask my gingerbread base husband i am still killing him in his third life! Good job the rest love me! or they would be skint😘

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      • Well going by your pic your not dissimilar to my neanderthal of a gingerbread man! lol face first how am i going to identify you in line up without closing the blinds, ushering my staff out and taking a seat….on your lap! lol

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      • your not using that for your next naughty add! Ps it is easy if yu are the only one there otherwise its a magic tantric request no funny business! just read it soooo naughty! lol

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      • Best get manifesting so i can map your profile! lol Horny teenage personality in a ? Body, you never answered my gym freak, wolf pup, or slenderman?

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      • i vaguely remember in my climbing days a six pack, unfortunately the world round here fails regularly and i am again carrying another bandage! As a master in budhism it could be the seal of my friends world or a new one to fix! other than that i am 174 points on all sides an adonis size 8! solid but according to my men i am stunning?

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      • However if you have a likenes for stick men with wigs and flat chests there are many to choose from in the world that sit scrolling and never accomplished a thing in their life! lol i just see the world as a series of wasted connections, people who deserve to be free to enjoy their lives and those that just waste them! If i get you as my personal trainer i am sure we can work off the bandage, without leaving the bedroom!

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      • I have an RHS garden, orchard, summer house, hot tub that i access from my lounge! I rasied a similar complex child t my daughter and spent 15 years setting my home to cater for disability and now have a heritage stately home in the most unlikely of places, but as HRH with completed service, we can set a bed outside and lounge all day apart from the littles who you will just have to get used to (my twin) i love lounging currently using canva to prep fron page and write up my book! holiday project! While the kids minecraft their hearts out! lol

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      • Getting to know each other helps, i have many military, academic and professional levels which mean that eye dare not stay in my house! Husband scuttling so after resetting my youngest daughter for other levels i am quite quick to sire up to address the safety of her levels! Wiccan bases remapped to my upper levels!

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      • If! tut tut! you get my web all moist and then you freeze, told you! All that possibility and you crumple into your space of comfort! thats why i am the architect and autist, overrides your dull authorage! you would be mor than satisfied with the outcome! lol

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      • ps that was not a review of your work! your amazing feel free to spunk me when i get flippant! i would prefer it if you used your….freudian slip! x

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      • Exactly! that spell check or lack of it! 😉 There is always a decision to be made! lol ” to spank or to spunk!” that is the question….. i am sure you will not chastise me too much! I truly am an angel, with exceptional credentials! lol

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      • Technically all, lucy, lucifer, just check the cast of the series i have a biblical representation and a severe lack, but i carry the light, who are currently in need of an outlet! 40 years selflessly carrying the light, mortess in her discworld (Terry Pratchett Mort) i have my scythe can kill for a ten second voice note! parliament at the mountains and all religions intact! i broke the mould!😥 then temperanced them out! i wish my arc was still present we would have had great fun!

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      • Other side of the world beautiful still managing the mini masters! You might have to lowjack my gingerbread man! I will take out his military levels and you can file in! …. If If If you would be so lucky Derulo is still trying to collect on his dowry, and i am still trying to connect with their levels! you can salute me later! I might knight you! ha ha

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      • Now that is what i like to hear! Four poster to earn with your name on it, i got twenty years of fantastic mobility and a world bandage to work off! i fancied returning to climbing once strapping up my HH’s but there are meany ways to burn calories! lol😏 already on your knee’s

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      • Now now deal set! you have to be a gent, trust me there will be plenty of kneeling waking you up! might want to put blinkers on you will know if i have taken a “summer seat!” Waking up to an eyeful with no warning! lol i expect your tongue rolling! 😜

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  3. Lucky you! we all need a little tlc, I am just exploring my levels! Lets hope it never gets to the dead sea scrolls, lots of fish missing! Like i said drop and give me….whatever i want!! lol 😂

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  4. Trust me it is one of my favourite expressions but i like to get mine first, i haate selfish participants! I am super sensitive and explosive 💣 it makes me so horny just thinking about playing! Shame we are worlds apart!😒 bit busy mediating my wards worlds and it is the holidays now! more dead tourists, you will no i have been clearing the levels of my house! My home school is art, technology and expression, you fancy working on those comics together! lol😉

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  5. Is it meal time yet i am hungry! Are you in my cupboard yet as i believe you pulled!? could do with a few hours locked in my room with good company! lol i will grant you some energy towards your massaging your ego and look forward to being happily surprised! Watch the dawn, twittering on our banter!

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  6. With relish! now if my new computer sent emoji’s i would send you a kiss! lol manifesting as we speak! The great thing about long distance marriages telepathy resolves all, easier on tele but you are satisfying my oral requirement! certainly will not requie additional products…perfectly made! lol

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      • Sensual, slow and all encompassing, i vaguely remember what it is like manipulating the orc into a kiss and drawing him in! Hands firmly locked on your hips! pulling you close and letting you explore my….! lol

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      • Now my lips are not going to be anywhere near your gluteus maximus! BUT ONCE you have left me dripping in anticipation i will definately lock my feet round or grab on tight while i swirl my tongue, and nibble, on your inner thigh! lol🤣

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      • You got me! All you do is make me heavy breathe and set my sweet sensory on…. i already gave them 24 hrs service notice or i am mounting the gingerbread man! Poor thing why did he put on them rings and climb in that body! grrrrr i am going to need an intervention!

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      • i like growling deeply in my ear, dark gruff and desiring! There is only one person who turns me on more than your naughty jargon and that is the devil himself! Preferably not asthmatic levels or i might need you to medicate, check my temperature! You will not miss my feelings i am definately not reserved on expressing my…. Ohh! 🌋 there he goes! lol 💋

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      • The devil is in the details, i am married to all so you need to have a good composure! lol would not want you running away like the last one! I have an oral fixation, breath along my neck, i have a good enough idea what i like, in my breif interim, i seem to have a natural capacity for sensory application and its effect on the body! lol 🥴 this is not the effect we are going for i definately want to see presentation with no assist! …

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  7. Firstly i will not be locking my lips there! lol but my hands will be locked on whilst i worship your …..feet! Ha Ha and once i have finished expanding your mind and your membership! i expect to be pulled up and with confidence pleasured by you for as long as your energy lasts! lol well until tommorrow you lost today, every evening and conversation is wasted by the resolve to sit in your little bubble! Oh well

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  8. Tease, tease whenever your brave enough! lol there is a hole house full of levels to work through, just have to watch for audiences! lol 9pm til 9 am (few interim hours for special guests whose energy fluctuates)! lol i will suffer the sleep deprivation for a little tlc!🤣

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