Guy blatantly double-parks in front of me at Walgreens.  I roll down the window and mention it.  He gives me the finger.  Open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  As he’s walking into the store the top of his car peels off by itself with a metallic rrriiip.  I hear a whistling from the sky; I look to my right and I see a porta potty arcing toward it like it was just launched from a catapult.  SPLOOSH.  The inside of said douche-bag’s car is covered in gross.  What a sh**ty day (pun intended).  😉

Double-parkers beware.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.