I’m chilling with a bunch of dazed hippie/vegan/stoners, a bit extremist but mostly friendly and copacetic.  My stomach growls and without thinking, I start chewing some beef jerky.  Suddenly the hippies start twitching and shrivel up into a horde of Smeagol-looking f***ers.  HOLY CROW!  I bolt upright in my chair and make a mad dash for the window.  They chase me while snarling, “MINESES!!!  GIVES USSS THE MEATSES!!!” (always knew vegans were full of it, haha!  Everybody loves beef jerky!)  I crash out the fourth floor window, head in the crook of my elbow.  Open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  A giant dragon that has X-wing foils for wings and the head of Chuck Norris swoops under me and breaks my fall.  The Chuck Norris head rears up and trumpets, “I’M A DRAGON MOTHA DUCKA!”

Eating beef jerky and riding Chuck Norris-headed dragons.  How do you beat that?  Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.