I’m chilling with a bunch of dazed hippie/vegan/stoners, a bit extremist but mostly friendly and copacetic. My stomach growls and without thinking, I start chewing some beef jerky. Suddenly the hippies start twitching and shrivel up into a horde of Smeagol-looking f***ers. HOLY CROW! I bolt upright in my chair and make a mad dash for the window. They chase me while snarling, “MINESES!!! GIVES USSS THE MEATSES!!!” (always knew vegans were full of it, haha! Everybody loves beef jerky!) I crash out the fourth floor window, head in the crook of my elbow. Open my eReader to Echo. Magic flash. A giant dragon that has X-wing foils for wings and the head of Chuck Norris swoops under me and breaks my fall. The Chuck Norris head rears up and trumpets, “I’M A DRAGON MOTHA DUCKA!”
Eating beef jerky and riding Chuck Norris-headed dragons. How do you beat that? Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle.
In addition to writing, you should go into marketing.
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I already AM in marketing! 😉
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How do you beat that? You don’t. Oh, you should trademark that phrase “motha ducka”.
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Hahaha! I should! My buddies started tossing it around and I loved it!
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