What the blowjob slipup is happening, all you flatulent reprobates who accidentally emit a squeak-fart while you’re getting a shlorpily enthusiastic beej, you try to cover it up with an operatic crescendo that would make Celine Dion raise an eyebrow and give a nod of admiration while simultaneously screaming “SNIPERS!” and smacking your automated cat-toy laser pod so it coats the wall in dancing red dots in a vain attempt to convince your lover that killers are sighting in, no dice, they’re not buying it, they’re choking the shit out of you and snarling in rage, as a last ditch attempt you sputter it wasn’t you, it was an invisible horse fluttering its flubbery invisible lips, they’ve infested the spirit world and framed thousands of non-farters, world’s going dim, blackness creeping in from the edges of your vision—

Have some mouthsex courtesy, goddammit!  When the b-hole tremors, that’s when you switch into fuckmode or return the favor!  Never, EVER desecrate a face with a blast of stale ass! 

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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